I've come up with the best guide EVER to playing FFXIV in the WORLD. It will ILLUMINATE your MIND with awesome FFXIV KNOWLEDGE.
It was quite challenging to come up with, I toiled endlessly for weeks, thinking, reworking this amazing, in-depth guide... But the good news is I've broken it down to only FIVE simple and painless steps!
Step 1: Go to Square Enix account management site.
Step 2: Cancel account.
Step 3: Uninstall FFXIV.
Step 4: Find a worthwhile MMO.
Step 5: Enjoy!