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#1 Oct 29 2010 at 4:27 PM Rating: Good
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(A possibly soon-to-be-locked thread of thinly vieled but still PG-rated creative double entendre.)


This one time at FFXIV camp, I held a weathered rod.



This one time at FFXIV camp, my progress was too rapid.



This one time at FFXIV camp, my water element became unstable.
#2 Oct 29 2010 at 4:57 PM Rating: Decent
regularpony wrote:

(A possibly soon-to-be-locked thread of thinly vieled but still PG-rated creative double entendre.)


This one time at FFXIV camp, I held a weathered rod.



This one time at FFXIV camp, my progress was too rapid.



This one time at FFXIV camp, my water element became unstable.


This deserves a roflcopter before it dies.
 
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Edited, Oct 29th 2010 6:58pm by StateAlchemist2
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#3 Oct 29 2010 at 5:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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You are getting closer...

You feel something promising...

You are close to something, but cannot yet extract it.


Ohhhhhhh, yeah.































Your strike damages a pinch of rock salt.

****.


Edited, Oct 29th 2010 7:04pm by Eske
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#4 Oct 29 2010 at 5:06 PM Rating: Decent
Eske, Star Breaker wrote:
You are getting closer...

You feel something promising...

You are close to something, but cannot yet extract it.


Ohhhhhhh, yeah.

Your strike damages a pinch of rock salt.

****.


Edited, Oct 29th 2010 7:04pm by Eske


"...your strike damages a chunk of gold ore."

!@#$
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#5 Oct 29 2010 at 5:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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This one time at FFXIV camp I tried to get a 3 person party going, but just ended up as a Disciple of the Hand.
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#6 Oct 29 2010 at 5:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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This one time at FFXIV camp, I came across a Steaming Sheep. I shot it with my Spirit Dart.... (>_>)

Edited, Oct 29th 2010 7:14pm by Briker
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This one time at FFXIV camp I was poking around in a bush with my Lancer, and I was attacked by crabs...
#8 Oct 29 2010 at 5:46 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm surprised there's been no mention of **** feathers yet....

That always gives me some frightening visuals.
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#9Grand Master Tailor SsXTricKeY, Posted: Oct 29 2010 at 5:52 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) This one time, at FFXIV camp...I tried to open a door and it actually opened.
#10 Oct 29 2010 at 6:18 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm surprised there's been no mention of **** feathers yet....

That always gives me some frightening visuals.


Well now that THAT's out of the way...

This one time, at FFXIV Camp...*censored*.
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#11 Oct 29 2010 at 7:23 PM Rating: Good
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Eske, Star Breaker wrote:
You are getting closer...

You feel something promising...

You are close to something, but cannot yet extract it.


Ohhhhhhh, yeah.































Your strike damages a pinch of rock salt.

****.




Edited, Oct 29th 2010 7:04pm by Eske




LMAO..... This just summarized the meaning of life.

Edited, Oct 29th 2010 9:24pm by Teneleven
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One time in FFXIV camp I heard about the ******* miqote in Uldah *shudders*
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