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#1 Nov 07 2010 at 2:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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First off I like the game, even with all its quirks. Buuuuuuuuuut there are a couple of things I find.... lacking. So with further adodo.

Lacking number one: SKIRTS!!!

There's not enough skirts! Don't get me wrong, the robes are all magely looking and what not but they're bit much to try peeking under. With the extra material hanging down its hard to sneak a peek. Another thing about the robes is its dark under there and hard to see, I would have to use a fire shard to peek and I don't want to accidentally burn a tender spot or catch the robe on fire. I'm sure this is a simple oversight by the devs in their rush to get other things done and didn't mean to leave us Lalafel out of our fun pass time.

This of course leads to my second lacking.

Lacking number two: UNDERGARMENT COLORS

The colors of the undergarments is how shall I say.... blaa.

We have alchemists that can whip up some cool dyes to add verity to them. Blues, reds, pinks, yellows, oranges, tangerines, greens, rainbow colors are just some of the dyes to brighten the undergarments. This would add more things for the Weavers to make and for high level Weavers they could make Theme Undergarments. Just think wouldn't a set of My Little Pony or Care Bears or Strawberry Shortcake or Hello Kitty or Rainbow Monkeys or Cabbage Patch Kids themed undergarments look great. I bet even Pikko would like a pair of Strawberry Shortcake undergarments.

But wait Gungii I hear you say, what about us other crafters, we'd be left out of the the undergarment trade. Not so is my reply.

For the Armorers ( I can't believe I'm saying this ) Chastity Undergarments

( cue the runway lights and music )

Thats right folks, SE's new line of Chastity Undergarments! Parents everywhere will be able to breath a sigh fo relief knowing that little Jack and Jill will be safe in their new undergarments. Spouses will no longer have to worry about their partners or what their teenage kids are really doing went they say their going out adventuring.

The Goldsmiths can add jewels and silver/gold inlays to make them more appealing.

The Blacksmiths can make the locks for them. ( just don't lose the key )

For the Leathercrafts ( gives a sidelong look at the Admins )

Sorry I can't tell you about the leather undergarments but the Admins would tan my hide.

ZAM is a G rated site after all. ( G rated means "General Public" not "Gungii's Funtasic Fantasy" you pervs. )

For the Cooks ( gives another sidelong look at the Admins )

Sorry, just like the Leathercrafters the same goes for you guys too, the Admins would boil me in hot water if
(ilikebacon) I said anything.

For the Woodcrafters ummm hmmmm

I tried but the only thing I can think of would be Tissue Undergarments. Those would of course be paper thin and after a rain storm fall apart. Anything else I could think of would leave splinters in uncomfortable places. Sorry

Thank you all for reading my lacking.
Hope this caused you all to at lest Smirk, Smile, Chuckle, Laugh, Roll on the Floor Laughing, and brightened your day.
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#2 Nov 07 2010 at 2:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Rate up for trying to bring some humor to these often depressing forums! And because I do really like the suggestions!
#3 Nov 07 2010 at 2:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh crap...I think I accidentally clicked rate down when I wanted to click rate up! Wasn't watching where my cursor was...So sorry. :(

Back on topic: Those are great suggestions! I remember there being skirts during OB, but it was quite plain-looking. Haven't seen any recently, wonder if they took it out? I would sooooo rage quit if they don't re-introduce skirts back into the game! >:D As for the undergarments, I want to add subligars to that list, even though they're technically leg armors. They totally need more color variations...with the current drab colors, even seeing a Miqo'te wearing one gets old after a while.
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#4 Nov 07 2010 at 2:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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uomaru wrote:
Oh crap...I think I accidentally clicked rate down when I wanted to click rate up! Wasn't watching where my cursor was...So sorry. :(

Back on topic: Those are great suggestions! I remember there being skirts during OB, but it was quite plain-looking. Haven't seen any recently, wonder if they took it out? I would sooooo rage quit if they don't re-introduce skirts back into the game! >:D As for the undergarments, I want to add subligars to that list, even though they're technically leg armors. They totally need more color variations...with the current drab colors, even seeing a Miqo'te wearing one gets old after a while.



Skirts are still in the game. I made some sheepskin skirt's for leather craft and LS mate. They have leggings though, on the animation, when you put them on. The skirt part is there, but pants underneath... no fun. Not sure about the higher level leather craft ones. Most of the ones I have seen in bazaar seem to be leather.

As to the subligars... Although it would be extremely LOL, I really do not want to see 100s of MRD and LNC running around in Pink Sheepskin Subligars!!!
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As to the subligars... Although it would be extremely LOL, I really do not want to see 100s of MRD and LNC running around in Pink Sheepskin Subligars!!!


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As to the subligars... Although it would be extremely LOL, I really do not want to see 100s of MRD and LNC running around in Pink Sheepskin Subligars!!!


Someone doesn't enjoy **** parties.



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MisterBigglesworth wrote:
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As to the subligars... Although it would be extremely LOL, I really do not want to see 100s of MRD and LNC running around in Pink Sheepskin Subligars!!!


Someone doesn't enjoy **** parties.

Depends on your definition of "****" I guess...

Miqo'te in pink subligar: ****!
Hyur female in pink subligar: ****!
Elezen female in pink subligar: ****!
Lalafell female in pink subligar: ****...?
Lalafell male in pink subligar: se...??
Elezen male in pink sub--

/your brain has shut down due to a fatal error.
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#8 Nov 07 2010 at 3:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lol :D
You know.... if we had all those options, I'd be switching to leatherworker in a jiffy! :x
Not like the devs of FFXIV aren't giving us a nudge in that direction, right? Just look how, by default, many of us are collared ;>
#9 Nov 07 2010 at 3:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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BoloDBM wrote:
Thats right folks, SE's new line of Chastity Undergarments! Parents everywhere will be able to breath a sigh fo relief knowing that little Jack and Jill will be safe in their new undergarments. Spouses will no longer have to worry about their partners or what their teenage kids are really doing went they say their going out adventuring.


Don't go reassuring the parents just yet. I'd sell mine locked in the open position.
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Love all your points and suggestions!

Unfortunately, SE prefers equipment that shows the buttcheeks and cameltoes of Elezen males. And I'm not even kidding, I'm sure many of you have come across some of them.

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#11 Nov 08 2010 at 3:49 AM Rating: Good
uomaru wrote:
MisterBigglesworth wrote:
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As to the subligars... Although it would be extremely LOL, I really do not want to see 100s of MRD and LNC running around in Pink Sheepskin Subligars!!!


Someone doesn't enjoy **** parties.

Depends on your definition of "****" I guess...

Miqo'te in pink subligar: ****!
Hyur female in pink subligar: ****!
Elezen female in pink subligar: ****!
Lalafell female in pink subligar: ****...?
Lalafell male in pink subligar: se...??
Elezen male in pink sub--

/your brain has shut down due to a fatal error.


I think a Roegadyn in a pink subligar would cause the entire server to shut down. SE's headquarters would catch fire, and videos of a Roegadyn doing the Caramelldansen in pink subligar would flood Youtube! Soon everyone's PCs would explode and we'd be left without the internet! So ya see, this is why there are no pink subligars!

Edited, Nov 8th 2010 1:54am by SamusKnight
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#12 Nov 08 2010 at 5:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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uomaru wrote:
Oh crap...I think I accidentally clicked rate down when I wanted to click rate up! Wasn't watching where my cursor was...So sorry. :(


Nope, you clicked rate up Smiley: thumbsup
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#13 Nov 08 2010 at 7:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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This was so fun to read i teared up from laughing, thanks for making my morning start on such a high note.


You know though leather working, just brings to mind so many strap variations . . . .

pink/purple died straps anyone? ya know for those situations to tie . . . urgh 'em things down yes . . .

I did mean our gear needs something to be more comfortable for those long jounrey's ;)

i love sub text ha ha ha ah aha


Great post rate up :)
#14 Nov 08 2010 at 8:06 AM Rating: Good
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After leveling up on Mithra underwear I can't figure out why they wear this stuff. It is made out of hemp rope. No cotton, No velveteen, heck even canvas has to feel better than this stuff.

For the curious yes you can make +1, +2, and +3 versions.
#15 Nov 08 2010 at 8:18 AM Rating: Good
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I think we need more gear just for fasion and not for stats ;)

Some bikini's please and more underwear choices so I can be a total perv :)
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#16 Nov 08 2010 at 10:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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I think we need more gear just for fasion and not for stats ;)

Some bikini's please and more underwear choices so I can be a total perv :)


Briefs, not boxers please! And c'mon we all know everyone wants Miqo'te G-Strings! Okay I'll tone it down a little... I would like to see a little more variety in choices, such as maybe a topless choice for the males so when you wear shorts or something it doesn't look like you've got a tanktop made out of a burlap sack. Seriously, some of the undershirts for the males are incredibly ugly! Recently I attended a RP beach party on Besaid, since there weren't really any clothing choices for summerwear most of the people ran around in their undergarments, Hyur male midlanders look like we're wearing spandex short and tanktops made of dirty burlap sacks... Bleh...


Edited, Nov 8th 2010 8:07am by SamusKnight
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#17 Nov 08 2010 at 10:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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now that's **** lmfao


ha ha ha ha ha ha but thinking of galkas running around buck nekkid not so **** :P
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Sir SamusKnight wrote:
Lonix wrote:
I think we need more gear just for fasion and not for stats ;)

Some bikini's please and more underwear choices so I can be a total perv :)


Briefs, not boxers please! And c'mon we all know everyone wants Miqo'te G-Strings! Okay I'll tone it down a little... I would like to see a little more variety in choices, such as maybe a topless choice for the males so when you wear shorts or something it doesn't look like you've got a tanktop made out of a burlap sack. Seriously, some of the undershirts for the males are incredibly ugly! Recently I attended a RP beach party on Besaid, since there weren't really any clothing choices for summerwear most of the people ran around in their undergarments, Hyur male midlanders look like we're wearing spandex short and tanktops made of dirty burlap sacks... Bleh...


Edited, Nov 8th 2010 8:07am by SamusKnight


Im a mithra! ;) Im happy to walk around just in underwear. Love it! Something decent to look at while i craft.... run around... craft some more... run around.. :D
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#19 Nov 08 2010 at 11:00 AM Rating: Good
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I sense poor love towards the Roegadyn in this thread. Tsk tsk people, they have feelings too :/ If a Roegadyn is happy wearing a pink subligar and a tutu let him be :O

Offtopic: Roegadyn tutus on Lalafells would make excellent fluffy capes! :D
#20 Nov 09 2010 at 7:53 PM Rating: Good
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I just realized while I was running around whacking mobs that my undershirt disappears when I put on my Harness. Its not a big deal or anything buuuuuuuuuuuuut.... I've got a smooth belly.

Granted us Lalafell are vertically challenged an all and don't have the physique of the other races but I think we could handle at least a 3 pack. Maybe some pec's to, you know little ones.

Would be sweet to have some tattoos, us Marauder's could have ships on our chests and on our arm a big red heart with Mom in the middle.
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#21 Nov 09 2010 at 8:05 PM Rating: Good
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Baby heads on tiny muscled bodies.... o_O *shi-verrr*
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