First off I like the game, even with all its quirks. Buuuuuuuuuut there are a couple of things I find.... lacking. So with further adodo.
Lacking number one: SKIRTS!!!
There's not enough skirts! Don't get me wrong, the robes are all magely looking and what not but they're bit much to try peeking under. With the extra material hanging down its hard to sneak a peek. Another thing about the robes is its dark under there and hard to see, I would have to use a fire shard to peek and I don't want to accidentally burn a tender spot or catch the robe on fire. I'm sure this is a simple oversight by the devs in their rush to get other things done and didn't mean to leave us Lalafel out of our fun pass time.
This of course leads to my second lacking.
Lacking number two: UNDERGARMENT COLORS
The colors of the undergarments is how shall I say.... blaa.
We have alchemists that can whip up some cool dyes to add verity to them. Blues, reds, pinks, yellows, oranges, tangerines, greens, rainbow colors are just some of the dyes to brighten the undergarments. This would add more things for the Weavers to make and for high level Weavers they could make Theme Undergarments. Just think wouldn't a set of My Little Pony or Care Bears or Strawberry Shortcake or Hello Kitty or Rainbow Monkeys or Cabbage Patch Kids themed undergarments look great. I bet even Pikko would like a pair of Strawberry Shortcake undergarments.
But wait Gungii I hear you say, what about us other crafters, we'd be left out of the the undergarment trade. Not so is my reply.
For the Armorers ( I can't believe I'm saying this ) Chastity Undergarments
( cue the runway lights and music )
Thats right folks, SE's new line of Chastity Undergarments! Parents everywhere will be able to breath a sigh fo relief knowing that little Jack and Jill will be safe in their new undergarments. Spouses will no longer have to worry about their partners or what their teenage kids are really doing went they say their going out adventuring.
The Goldsmiths can add jewels and silver/gold inlays to make them more appealing.
The Blacksmiths can make the locks for them. ( just don't lose the key )
For the Leathercrafts ( gives a sidelong look at the Admins )
Sorry I can't tell you about the leather undergarments but the Admins would tan my hide.
ZAM is a G rated site after all. ( G rated means "General Public" not "Gungii's Funtasic Fantasy" you pervs. )
For the Cooks ( gives another sidelong look at the Admins )
Sorry, just like the Leathercrafters the same goes for you guys too, the Admins would boil me in hot water if
(ilikebacon) I said anything.
For the Woodcrafters ummm hmmmm
I tried but the only thing I can think of would be Tissue Undergarments. Those would of course be paper thin and after a rain storm fall apart. Anything else I could think of would leave splinters in uncomfortable places. Sorry
Thank you all for reading my lacking.
Hope this caused you all to at lest Smirk, Smile, Chuckle, Laugh, Roll on the Floor Laughing, and brightened your day.
Note: Not responsible for those that laugh out load at work and get the evil eye from the boss.
Forever peeking up skirts.
RDM75, WHM38, BLM37
Level 81 Cooking
Level 19+4 Fishing