I know this is completely not related to FFXIV and for that I am sorry but it is very funny
This patent is for a device that is intented to make child birth less stressful and traumatic
I particulary love this bit:
"When the infant is successfully ejected from the mother, a "pocket-shaped reception net" catches the infant. Don’t worry, the baby is cushioned by a "thick wad of cotton" in the net.
Furthermore, when the baby lands on the "cotton bed" inside the net, its weight exerts force on a switching plate which then turns off the centrifuge. The patent notes that the switching plate can also be configured to ring a bell at the same time."
I have to try going to sleep at 3:00am with that going around my head....its too **** silly
Edited, Nov 25th 2010 2:00pm by MisterGaribaldi