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#1 Nov 30 2010 at 11:18 AM Rating: Sub-Default
At first I was like "Final Fantasy XIV is the best game of all time! Of all time!" but than I realized how many flaws it has.
1) FFXIV has no auction house, is SE to stupid to make one?! The bazaar is **** and you never find the items you are looking for.
2) The game has no auto-attack... why dont they add it?
3) I would like to play as the bad guys, so add 2 different factions!
4) and while adding the factions add PvP areas so i can beat the crap out of other players!
5) This game definetly needs NPC quests who give tons of xp, because leveling is hard enough.
6) Remove the **** action bar and reduce the time between attacks. Fighting a mob for over 30 seconds is so boring.
7) I dont want to kill rats and moles all the time so please make some low level Dragons and Super Soldiers! Please!
8) I want better classes, like a dual wield dps or a thief.
9) Add a mail box so I can get the latest news about my favorite gold seller site.
10) Rename the game to WoF (World of Fantasy).
11) Release private servers so I dont have to pay.

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Edited, Nov 30th 2010 10:08am by Fleven Lock Thread: flamewar
#2 Nov 30 2010 at 11:20 AM Rating: Good
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looks like you should be playing a different game altogether
#3 Nov 30 2010 at 11:23 AM Rating: Good
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DomfranciscoOfIfrit wrote:
looks like you should be playing WoW

FTFY
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#4 Nov 30 2010 at 11:28 AM Rating: Decent
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DomfranciscoOfIfrit wrote:
looks like you should be playing a different game altogether


Ralrra wrote:
DomfranciscoOfIfrit wrote:
looks like you should be playing WoW

FTFY


you guys thought his post was serious? LOL
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#5 Nov 30 2010 at 11:28 AM Rating: Good
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I'll admit, it took me a few reads to realize this is a spoof thread. The problem is points 1-8 are the exact same dead horse topics we've been struggling with here since beta and you don't actually get to your satire until point 9.

It was a good attempt, but you took too long to get to the punch line.
#6 Nov 30 2010 at 11:29 AM Rating: Decent
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Vedis wrote:
you guys thought his post was serious? LOL


To be honest I stopped reading the post at prior to item 8

Edited, Nov 30th 2010 5:31pm by PerrinofSylph
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#7 Nov 30 2010 at 11:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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It was a very bad attempt at a spoof.

You see, on occasion, people with no sense of humor attempt to make a joke thread. This is the end result.
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#8 Nov 30 2010 at 11:33 AM Rating: Decent
Hydragyrum wrote:
I'll admit, it took me a few reads to realize this is a spoof thread. The problem is points 1-8 are the exact same dead horse topics we've been struggling with here since beta and you don't actually get to your satire until point 9.

It was a good attempt, but you took too long to get to the punch line.


Well, I did it on purpose. It's a critique from my side to the "players" who are giving their best to destroy the "uniqueness" of the game by changing everything to a more "wowish" game.

Edited, Nov 30th 2010 12:34pm by CroBudi
#9 Nov 30 2010 at 11:36 AM Rating: Decent
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CroBudi wrote:
Well, I did it on purpose. It's a critic from my side to the "players" who are giving their best to destroy the "uniqueness" of the game by changing everything to a more "wowish" game.


The thing is around here, as you've more than likely noticed, unless you have more than a few posts under your belt (and to be fair your other 2 prior posts were well rated) people may not read the entire post and do like I did...

I saw a few lines of the same old BS complaints, added up with your post count, and then I reached for the rate down button.
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#10 Nov 30 2010 at 11:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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CroBudi wrote:
Well, I did it on purpose. It's a critique from my side to the "players" who are giving their best to destroy the "uniqueness" of the game by changing everything to a more "wowish" game.

Edited, Nov 30th 2010 12:34pm by CroBudi


Understandable, but you're still a few weeks late to the "hate" party. These boards have taken on a much more positive attitude recently. All but a very few of the "WoWish" players have either moved on or stopped flamming.

#11 Nov 30 2010 at 11:41 AM Rating: Good
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Vedis wrote:
DomfranciscoOfIfrit wrote:
looks like you should be playing a different game altogether


Ralrra wrote:
DomfranciscoOfIfrit wrote:
looks like you should be playing WoW

FTFY


you guys thought his post was serious? LOL

This is the Internet. I don't take anything seriously.
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#12 Nov 30 2010 at 11:48 AM Rating: Good
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CroBudi wrote:
Hydragyrum wrote:
I'll admit, it took me a few reads to realize this is a spoof thread. The problem is points 1-8 are the exact same dead horse topics we've been struggling with here since beta and you don't actually get to your satire until point 9.

It was a good attempt, but you took too long to get to the punch line.


Well, I did it on purpose. It's a critique from my side to the "players" who are giving their best to destroy the "uniqueness" of the game by changing everything to a more "wowish" game.

Edited, Nov 30th 2010 12:34pm by CroBudi



We got ourselves a good ol' regular Thomas Paine up in here!
#13 Nov 30 2010 at 11:54 AM Rating: Good
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Kierk wrote:
CroBudi wrote:
Hydragyrum wrote:
I'll admit, it took me a few reads to realize this is a spoof thread. The problem is points 1-8 are the exact same dead horse topics we've been struggling with here since beta and you don't actually get to your satire until point 9.

It was a good attempt, but you took too long to get to the punch line.


Well, I did it on purpose. It's a critique from my side to the "players" who are giving their best to destroy the "uniqueness" of the game by changing everything to a more "wowish" game.

Edited, Nov 30th 2010 12:34pm by CroBudi



We got ourselves a good ol' regular Thomas Paine up in here!


Yea, I don't think I'd go that far.

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#14 Nov 30 2010 at 12:05 PM Rating: Decent
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I was about to rage until I realized that the OP was not all super serial.
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