Blizzard says, "Hey ZAM! We've got this big promotional banner and we'll toss a few clams your way if you post it prominently on your site..."
ZAM says: "lol a few clams? Like you'll pay for a month of premium?"
Blizzard says: "Uhhh...we use hundred dollar bills for post-it notes. We could probably do better than a month of premium..."
ZAM says: "Aww shucks, that sounds great except FFXI/FFXIV players get butthurt at any mention of WoW. Sorry 'bout that."
Blizzard says: "It's okay, we own half the planet and our own personal supply of nuclear warheads. Where do you host your servers again?"
ZAM says: "Uhhh...uhmm...well, since you put it that way..."
Notice to our beloved FFXI/XIV xenopho...er...forumites:
Sorry for the butthurtedness you're about to experience. We recommend Preparation-H and inflatable donut seat cushions.
Also, QQ moar.
Thank you for your understanding.
...or something like that. Edited, Dec 4th 2010 10:14pm by Aurelius