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An epic story of failing proportionsFollow

#1 Dec 06 2010 at 11:32 AM Rating: Default
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Once upon a time (as all stories seem to start), there was a peaceful community, nestled in the coziest nooks of the internet. Its inhabitants called this place "ZAM." Nobody knew why the ZAM was all capitalized, but nobody bothered to ask. After nearly 10 years since this nation's founding, the two Gods, Pikko and Osarian, respectively, decided that it was too boring down there. They sent down two angels, Thinkdeeply and Drogier, to make sure that ZAM stayed interesting-- the two girls (well just assume there female o_O) decided to make a few regulations. After deleting all the inactive accounts (except for the awesome afkers of doom), they sent out a mass note to all Zammer's telling them to submit their monthly man pr0nz or risk severe spankings. The members of the community got super awesome cookies if their man pr0nz were of lamnethx and buttsniffa. The angels wore **** military outfits and carried fencing swords to whack people. Their headwear- (a dragon mask and huge bug-eye goggles) protect them from rebelling peasants. Their **** doom was ever so intimidating. thinkdeeply and drogier are stars (because they're just that awesome), and stars sparkle. That means they sparkle. Which means they're like a cooler version of the Cullens---- the COOLENS. thinkdeeply took on the name 'Casper Coolen' and drogier became 'Beatrix Coolen' and, with their powers combined, the Coolens ruled the beautiful fascist government that was ZAM. While ZAM thinned out a bit, only the wonderfully pervy people remained, leaving the Gods, the angels, and everyone else perfectly happy. The end. (Only... there is no end. There will never be an end. BUAHAHAHAH *chokes on laughter* ACK-ack.. *clears throat*)
#2 Dec 06 2010 at 11:37 AM Rating: Good
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O.O
#3 Dec 06 2010 at 11:40 AM Rating: Decent
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lmao... i couldnt help it this awesome idea just came to me lol.
#4 Dec 06 2010 at 1:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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What is this I don't even
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#5 Dec 06 2010 at 2:42 PM Rating: Decent
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i was bored lmao
#6 Dec 06 2010 at 2:46 PM Rating: Default
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LOL
#7 Dec 06 2010 at 2:51 PM Rating: Default
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Pretty random but at the same time compelling =D
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#8 Dec 06 2010 at 3:55 PM Rating: Decent
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3.5 starz, a must read! lol
#9 Dec 06 2010 at 4:00 PM Rating: Default
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lol nice ;)
#10 Dec 06 2010 at 4:37 PM Rating: Decent
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ZOMG... I think this just helped me reach Enlightenment!

not really :P
#11 Dec 06 2010 at 4:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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#12 Dec 07 2010 at 11:35 AM Rating: Good
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Quote:
thinkdeeply took on the name 'Casper Coolen' and drogier became 'Beatrix Coolen' and, with their powers combined


Is it all right that I expected "I am Captain Planet" right after this?
#13 Dec 07 2010 at 7:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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Is this REALLY how my 5 minutes of forum fame is going to play out? Uhhg.
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#14 Dec 07 2010 at 8:25 PM Rating: Default
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lol. im glad i made some people amused lol.
#15 Dec 07 2010 at 8:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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That story is missing something, but I can't put my finger on it...

Oh yeah! Line breaks. :P
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#16 Dec 08 2010 at 9:18 AM Rating: Good
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Me and my brother, Beatrix Coolen (yes, I'm a male, incase my pic didn't give it away), want 20% of all your book sales for the next 4 years. I was really hoping for a more "epic" sequel :(
Oh, and Darkheavenx, please get my hairy, manly body out of your head... ty. :)



Edited, Dec 8th 2010 10:39am by ThinkDeeply
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#17 Dec 08 2010 at 10:17 AM Rating: Default
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lmao. yeah the part 2 wasnt too good. hopefully whatever comes next will be more creative lol.
#18 Dec 08 2010 at 10:23 AM Rating: Good
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All good :) It was a fun read.
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