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#52 Dec 08 2010 at 7:11 AM Rating: Good
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What a crazy post, and I thought I had seen it all. I really dont want this game to be "*** based". Otherwise people will be stupid enough to believe thats how you "Pull" shall we say. Getting a character to sleep with my character isnt something I would ever feel good about achieving in a MMO/Game.
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#53 Dec 08 2010 at 9:46 AM Rating: Decent
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...says the guy who plays a lecherous Miq'ote.
#54 Dec 08 2010 at 10:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Oh gosh..
I for one hope SE does not put this into the game.. It could end up like the mini-games gatherers already play..

"Mini-game start"

(Choose a spot..)
Your companion feels unsatisfied. You sense you are off the mark..

(Little to the left..)
Your companion seems to like it, but you are unable to reach climax.

(Same spot)
OOOHHHHHH...!!

"Mini-game end"
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#55 Dec 08 2010 at 11:36 AM Rating: Good
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Quote:
Oh gosh..
I for one hope SE does not put this into the game.. It could end up like the mini-games gatherers already play..

"Mini-game start"

(Choose a spot..)
Your companion feels unsatisfied. You sense you are off the mark..

(Little to the left..)
Your companion seems to like it, but you are unable to reach climax.

(Same spot)
OOOHHHHHH...!!

"Mini-game end"


OMG that's perfect :)
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#56 Dec 08 2010 at 11:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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seavida wrote:
Oh gosh..
I for one hope SE does not put this into the game.. It could end up like the mini-games gatherers already play..

"Mini-game start"

(Choose a spot..)
Your companion feels unsatisfied. You sense you are off the mark..

(Little to the left..)
Your companion seems to like it, but you are unable to reach climax.

(Same spot)
OOOHHHHHH...!!

"Mini-game end"


lolol oh GOD! xD Already having flashing images of 'produce' and 'gear' needed for a possible profession. Make it stop @_@!
#57 Dec 08 2010 at 11:44 AM Rating: Default
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OP, you and this thread are exactly why MMO'ers and gamers in general have the obese basement dwelling loner stigma attached to them.

Fortunately I am a healthy and attractive man with a very active social life, I can get my sexual excitement fulfilled in places other than hoping to get it out of a video game. Games are for other things.

Cartoon/hentei(sp) fetish much or something? Otherwise, try the real thing - MUCH better. If thats impossible for you, atleast use google you can find much more much easier.

GG
#58 Dec 08 2010 at 1:14 PM Rating: Decent
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klepp6761 wrote:

Cartoon/hentei(sp) fetish much or something? Otherwise, try the real thing - MUCH better. If thats impossible for you, atleast use google you can find much more much easier.

Are you telling me there are naked women on the Internet? That's ridiculous!
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#59 Dec 08 2010 at 1:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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Omena wrote:
klepp6761 wrote:

Cartoon/hentei(sp) fetish much or something? Otherwise, try the real thing - MUCH better. If thats impossible for you, atleast use google you can find much more much easier.

Are you telling me there are naked women on the Internet? That's ridiculous!


1) There are naked women on the internet.
2) All women on the internet are actually men.

I'll leave you to do the math.
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#60 Dec 08 2010 at 2:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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klepp6761 wrote:
OP, you and this thread are exactly why MMO'ers and gamers in general have the obese basement dwelling loner stigma attached to them.

Fortunately I am a healthy and attractive man with a very active social life, I can get my sexual excitement fulfilled in places other than hoping to get it out of a video game. Games are for other things.

Cartoon/hentei(sp) fetish much or something? Otherwise, try the real thing - MUCH better. If thats impossible for you, atleast use google you can find much more much easier.

GG


There's always someone like this in any discussion about any mature theme in games. I'm sure no one ever considered that there were people in this world that play MMOs, are healthy and lead a rich and fulfilling social and sexual lifetyle. Thank you for distinguishing yourself from the group to which you bemoan, heaven help you if anyone were to assume you were in fact one of those kinds of people.

I'm not ashamed to say I enjoy looking at an attractive nude female figure, in a game, image, movie, or right in front of me. How does that make me, or any male, a lonely sweaty basement dwelling nerd?

As I said before, I'm all for more mature themes in games, FFXIV included.
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#61 Dec 08 2010 at 3:25 PM Rating: Good
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Personally I'd like to see a more adult theme in FFXIV...


/em points to Age of Conan... oh wait never mind it was flooded with pubescent teens... but it had boobs and blood... sorry, has.
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#62 Dec 08 2010 at 3:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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In my opinion it would be a pointless waste of time and resources. I would be beyond shocked if any such thing ever came into being for FFXIV. Actually bedding an NPC is a huge leap from suggestive dialogue, so the fact that the game includes mature dialogue means nothing to me as far as the "the game is already pointing in that direction" argument goes. There is already plenty of *** on the internet including a wealth of games dedicated solely to having *** with different characters. I see no need to include it in an MMORPG.

Though maybe I'm just bitter over the fact that my in-game race has lost itself in an endless sea of innuendo and overt sexuality. I don't mind that it exists at all, but it's better served in smaller doses. It's hard to maintain any respect for an entire race full of loose women. Fantasy fulfillment is okay, but for someone like me it feels like I've been shafted. :( I get plenty of *** in real life; I don't get to be an awesome acrobatic feral feline ***-kicker in real life ever. And apparently not in-game either. Don't get me wrong, I get the appeal. I play a male hyur as well and I would consider him ****, but I don't need my game to revolve around it. I can't be the only one who thinks the game is sexual enough already... can I?
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#63 Dec 08 2010 at 4:24 PM Rating: Good
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It's hard to maintain any respect for an entire race full of loose women.


There's a show here in the UK called Loose Women, unfortunately it's exactly like the show we have in the US called The View... though usually they let each other speak before they get all ****** about it... Sadly my 50+ aged male co-worker watches the show almost daily, he could kick my *** so I either watch it with him or go find something else to do around the shop. (Usually I watch it with him so I can ask stupid questions and annoy him the whole time)
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#64 Dec 08 2010 at 4:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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I would imagine the sound of two Lalafell sweatily bumping up against each other is oddly similar to that of a rubber duck being squeezed repeatedly.
#65 Dec 08 2010 at 6:00 PM Rating: Good
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seavida wrote:
Oh gosh..
I for one hope SE does not put this into the game.. It could end up like the mini-games gatherers already play..

"Mini-game start"

(Choose a spot..)
Your companion feels unsatisfied. You sense you are off the mark..

(Little to the left..)
Your companion seems to like it, but you are unable to reach climax.

(Same spot)
OOOHHHHHH...!!

"Mini-game end"


They did it already in FFX-2. See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoWWCtACy-w
#66 Dec 08 2010 at 6:15 PM Rating: Good
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seavida wrote:
Oh gosh..
I for one hope SE does not put this into the game.. It could end up like the mini-games gatherers already play..

"Mini-game start"

(Choose a spot..)
Your companion feels unsatisfied. You sense you are off the mark..

(Little to the left..)
Your companion seems to like it, but you are unable to reach climax.

(Same spot)
OOOHHHHHH...!!

"Mini-game end"



HAHAHAHA! Best post ever!!!!!
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#67 Dec 08 2010 at 7:32 PM Rating: Good
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#68 Dec 08 2010 at 7:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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It'd be interesting, but shouldn't be like a quest. I mean what if you do have an in-game marriage or something, that is in-game cheating. I'd have no problem if it were more racy, but I don't need to cyber with my bf's char or any npc when I can just go with my bf in RL.

Though I gotta say it was awkward when I was bangin Alistar in DA and my roommate walked in.... Just sittin there eatin my cup-o-noodles like any normal college kid, animated **** goin on on my screen.

"WTF why is your game character doin the nasty?!?!"

".... I unlocked a trophy? ..... Really, I only did it for the trophy."

"Sure, that's why you've been playing for 10 hours straight."
#69 Dec 08 2010 at 8:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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Kaelia88 wrote:
I don't mind that it exists at all, but it's better served in smaller doses. It's hard to maintain any respect for an entire race full of loose women. Fantasy fulfillment is okay, but for someone like me it feels like I've been shafted. :(


Hoho, what a beautiful double entendre!

More on point though, I couldn't agree more; maybe adding some male mi'qote would help fix the stereotype? :3

Oh, what's that? "My latter topic is beyond dead?" Oh, alright... ~_~
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#70 Dec 08 2010 at 8:36 PM Rating: Good
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On a related topic, I noticed that in the FFXIV character creation, I can make an old man and I can make a bald(ing) man... is it possible to make an old women? What about an old miqo'te? And what are the implications if you cannot, both of the status of the race itself, and in general? o_O
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#71 Dec 08 2010 at 8:47 PM Rating: Default
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klepp6761 wrote:
OP, you and this thread are exactly why MMO'ers and gamers in general have the obese basement dwelling loner stigma attached to them.

Fortunately I am a healthy and attractive man with a very active social life, I can get my sexual excitement fulfilled in places other than hoping to get it out of a video game. Games are for other things.

Cartoon/hentei(sp) fetish much or something? Otherwise, try the real thing - MUCH better. If thats impossible for you, atleast use google you can find much more much easier.

GG


There's always someone like this in any discussion about any mature theme in games. I'm sure no one ever considered that there were people in this world that play MMOs, are healthy and lead a rich and fulfilling social and sexual lifetyle. Thank you for distinguishing yourself from the group to which you bemoan, heaven help you if anyone were to assume you were in fact one of those kinds of people.

I'm not ashamed to say I enjoy looking at an attractive nude female figure, in a game, image, movie, or right in front of me. How does that make me, or any male, a lonely sweaty basement dwelling nerd?

As I said before, I'm all for more mature themes in games, FFXIV included.


You know that kind of guy that plays 16h a day, says hes married have kids a lovely wife and a perfect work? Yeah. These dudes. Mental Problems.
#72 Dec 08 2010 at 10:56 PM Rating: Default
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reptiletim wrote:
klepp6761 wrote:
OP, you and this thread are exactly why MMO'ers and gamers in general have the obese basement dwelling loner stigma attached to them.

Fortunately I am a healthy and attractive man with a very active social life, I can get my sexual excitement fulfilled in places other than hoping to get it out of a video game. Games are for other things.

Cartoon/hentei(sp) fetish much or something? Otherwise, try the real thing - MUCH better. If thats impossible for you, atleast use google you can find much more much easier.

GG


There's always someone like this in any discussion about any mature theme in games. I'm sure no one ever considered that there were people in this world that play MMOs, are healthy and lead a rich and fulfilling social and sexual lifetyle. Thank you for distinguishing yourself from the group to which you bemoan, heaven help you if anyone were to assume you were in fact one of those kinds of people.

I'm not ashamed to say I enjoy looking at an attractive nude female figure, in a game, image, movie, or right in front of me. How does that make me, or any male, a lonely sweaty basement dwelling nerd?

As I said before, I'm all for more mature themes in games, FFXIV included.


mature themes and nudity for the sake of it via pixels... are very very different. someone finding the latter exciting without substance behind it is an issue, you can try to divert or lessen it in whatever way helps you sleep better, but there are a million better places to find it and/or spend your energy more productively. like i said, games are for a different type of entertainment.

Im not hatin, i love me some **** on the rare occasion im alone, but i definately wouldnt be logging into FF like wooo look at me some cartoon cat lady nips!!1

kinda the same arguement as the male who always plays a female avatar then defends himself by saying that everyone that plays a male *as a male* is *** cause they would rather look at a chick all day than a male's backside. /sigh
#73 Dec 08 2010 at 11:16 PM Rating: Good
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Actually, this isn't an interesting thread. Two pages long, really?
#74 Dec 09 2010 at 2:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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While it might be interesting to add a dating mechanic, I don't think *** should be on the menu for a game like Final Fantasy. For one thing, any such relationships involving Lalafell would get the law down hard on them because they look so much like children.

Honestly if you need stimuli there's better ways to get it than being sat at your monitor playing a computer game.
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#75 Dec 09 2010 at 2:47 AM Rating: Good
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Er, yeah...

OP, have you never played a Squaresoft/Square Enix game before? We're talking about the same company that does not show blood (or very rarely), very rarely shows death directly, and refers to killing as being Knocked Out. Do you honestly think they're going to allow *** in their games?


Used panties in vending machines.

Your move.
I know I'm late but allow me to retort.

Just married men who dislike to have *** with their wives for the sake of keeping them pure.

Check!

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#76 Dec 09 2010 at 3:03 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm playing Dragon Age and just did Leiliana, she was a hard one to bring to bed, but it was a rewarding feeling. SE could be innovative and allow us to have romances with NPCS.


First they'd need to add actual NPCs. Probably half are not even truly named, just given a description of what they are.
#77 Dec 09 2010 at 7:41 AM Rating: Decent
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seavida wrote:
Oh gosh..
I for one hope SE does not put this into the game.. It could end up like the mini-games gatherers already play..

"Mini-game start"

(Choose a spot..)
Your companion feels unsatisfied. You sense you are off the mark..

(Little to the left..)
Your companion seems to like it, but you are unable to reach climax.

(Same spot)
OOOHHHHHH...!!

"Mini-game end"


So if you failed would it be something like:
You botched the fornication!
?
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