heh, I've always taken that bazaar items for 999999999 stuff with a grain of salt.
the virtual lover item
We love that flower or chocolate treat your virtual friend of the opposite *** gave you. PLEASE PUT IN YOUR BAZAAR FOR US TO SEE!!!
or the bragging item
~look at my leet items guise, its in my bazaar for 9999999 gil, im such a pro~
'I put stuff for 99999999 gil so I don't accidently drop it or sell it' >.>
all of the above; wasting your time since bazaars were invented in mmos.