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The 12 Days of FFXIV.Follow

#1 Dec 25 2010 at 10:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Disclaimer: This post is primarily meant to entertain, not to complain.

It all began when I got a 2 ash logs from a tree and right afterwards got a **** feather...

On the first day of Christmas XIV gave to me,
a **** feather from an ash tree.

On the second day of Christmas XIV gave to me,
2 maple logs
and a **** feather from an ash tree.

On the third day of Christmas XIV gave to me,
3 Naked moles
2 maple logs
and a **** feather from an ash tree.

On the fourth day of Chirstmas XIV gave to me,
4 Marmot Pelts
3 Naked Moles
2 Maple Logs
and a **** feather from an ash tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas XIV gave to me,
5 random fails
4 Marmot Pelts
3 Naked Moles
2 Maple Logs
and a **** feather from an ash tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas XIV gave to me,
6 hundred guildmarks (woot!)
5 random fails
4 Marmot Pelts
3 Naked Moles
2 Maple Logs
and a **** feather from an ash tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas XIV gave to me,
7 High Priced Dream Hats
6 hundred guildmarks
5 random fails
4 Marmot Pelts
3 Naked Moles
2 Maple Logs
and a **** feather from an ash tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas XIV gave to me,
8 rank 1 levequests
7 High Priced Dream Hats
6 hundred guildmarks
5 random fails
4 Marmot Pelts
3 Naked Moles
2 Maple Logs
and a **** feather from an ash tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas XIV gave to me,
9 Lalas Dancing
8 rank 1 levequests
7 High Priced Dream Hats
6 hundred guildmarks
5 random fails
4 Marmot Pelts
3 Naked Moles
2 Maple Logs
and a **** feather from an ash tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas XIV gave to me,
10 Goats following
9 Lalas Dancing
8 rank 1 levequests
7 High Priced Dream Hats
6 hundred guildmarks
5 random fails
4 Marmot Pelts
3 Naked Moles
2 Maple Logs
and a **** feather from an ash tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas XIV gave to me,
11 Chocos Mocking [they seem to have added more chocs, but we still can't ride 'em]
10 Goats following
9 Lalas Dancing
8 rank 1 levequests
7 High Priced Dream Hats
6 hundred guildmarks
5 random fails
4 Marmot Pelts
3 Naked Moles
2 Maple Logs
and a **** feather from an ash tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas XIV gave to me,
12 less anima
11 Chocos Mocking
10 Goats following
9 Lalas Dancing
8 rank 1 levequests
7 High Priced Dream Hats
6 hundred guildmarks
5 random fails
4 Marmot Pelts
3 Naked Moles
2 Maple Logs
and a **** feather from an ash tree.
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#2 Dec 25 2010 at 11:35 PM Rating: Good
Well done, I was hoping somebody would display a little creativity to brighten my day. I try to leave these things to those far more talented than I. Smiley: smile
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#3 Dec 26 2010 at 12:35 AM Rating: Decent
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*standing ovation*
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