took me about 2 days to get it to physical fatigue this time, I have been no lifing really hard this weekend.
In a revolutionary twist of fate, FFXIV, while otherwise mostly a failure, has pioneered a new system that very accurately determines how much of a complete loser you are. While FFXIV may have been a financial failure, Square-Enix has announced it's plans to release the wildly intuitive "Fatigue System" as a Facebook App, saving users precious clicks on complete loser's profile pages, by allowing users of the application to determine exactly how much of a complete loser a person is beforehand. The application breaks profiles down into three categories: "doesn't play mmos", "plays mmos regularly", "hits fatigue in FFXIV", with the latter being the strongest form of loser available, and "doesn't play mmos" being either business owners, ex-high-school-football-players, or bar-sluts.
In direct competition with this App, Blizzard has announced their own version of the application, simplifying the system further by breaking it's categories into two simple choices "I play WoW", and "Employed".
EDIT: In recent developements the U.S. Army has signed a deal with Blizzard to allow them to use the application to assist in recruiting anyone in the "I play WoW" category - ensuring ideal candidates are hired with minimal marketing dollars spent. To seal the deal, the contract ensures all people who join will receive an exclusive epic mount in the form of a woman's breast - along with a detailed explanation of what a woman's breast is. Edited, Jan 30th 2011 5:23pm by FUJILIVES