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#1 Feb 12 2011 at 3:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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Confuse was a spell that was actually supposed to be implemented in FFXIV but, unfortunately, very early in the manifestation of the game, the development team failed to Scan their newly-spawned software - an action which would have revealed that the program was in the Reflect effect - and ended up implementing Confuse on themselves instead.

It was a random encounter. A fierce yet clumsy battle ensued; the field was strewn with blood and *****, and the end result was an entire dev-party-wipe.

Tanaka, having heretofore relied solely upon temp-saves (retrospectively, another bad decision), was faced with abandoning the party's noble quest and starting again as a level one warrior from a tenuously-peaceful, yet-to-be-attacked village... his trembling finger reached for the console as a tear, either of indignation or sorrow, mounted upon his cold cheek...

His immediate actions revealed whence: for, unable to restrain his temper, Tanaka rage-quit. And, in hurling the cartridge at who he thought was the closest-passing intern, unwittingly promoted Yoshida to party leader amidst a chorus of his foul, angelic expletives and furious corgi-barks.

Yoshida, quelling the subsequent uproar, assured the remaining members that he was no man's fool and, placing his newly-acquired cartridge back in the console, flexed his sinewy jaw with a formidable Boost! Like a god on the prow of a massive ship, or a lion holding tight the reigns of a chariot, he pointed ahead with the manners that excite within one the will to say "captain, oh, captain" and follow. He pointed ahead with a dramatic flair -

"Um, sir, it's in backwards," whispered technical adviser Hashimoto.
"Ah-whoops ^^;" replied Yoshida, whose propensity for real-life emoticons was already attracting attention in the office, "I'll ask the players really quick! ^_~*"

An edict was taken as law, a word of command uttered by a visionary - all rallied about him! Yoshida seized the cartridge, a little worse for wear, and turned it around with a flourish and a sprightly Wrist Flick.

But yet he could not - indeed, he cannot shed the feeling of dread that stalks just behind his very eyes: he sits up, alone in a silent apartment, "Tanaka..." he wonders, "what ever became of you...?"

A voice from the night responds with naught but breathing; the window, open, was not so before. There's no one about, though; imagination, fancy, a dearth of rest and a Bonus of work - Fatigue. But yet, somehow, bathed in the cool moonlight... yes, wrapped in the cold so like that Hiromichi-cheek, a tongue shriller than all the music calls him...

Edited, Feb 12th 2011 4:01am by KaneKitty
"... he called to himself a wizard, named Gallery, hoping by this means to escape the paying of the fifteen hundred crowns..." (Machen 15)

"Thus opium is pleasing... on account of the agreeable delirium it produces." (Burke para.6)

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#2 Feb 12 2011 at 3:51 AM Rating: Good
I dunno why but midway through my mouse auto-targeted the green arrow ^.~
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#3 Feb 12 2011 at 3:53 AM Rating: Good
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I wish there was pictures.

#4 Feb 12 2011 at 4:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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A tale of epic proportions!
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#5 Feb 12 2011 at 8:36 AM Rating: Good
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PerrinofSylph, ****** Superhero wrote:
I dunno arrow.

Maybe you were also hit with Confuse?

Well, that makes two of us. :D

Edited, Feb 12th 2011 8:36am by Threx
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#6 Feb 13 2011 at 10:40 AM Rating: Good
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Corgi barks! That produces an excellent image.

Edited, Feb 13th 2011 8:49am by EmiFox
The voweles of the Englysshe tonge weren supposed to shifte yn 1377, bvt Kyng Richarde tolde them to staye the **** where they were.
#7 Feb 13 2011 at 11:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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One of the best posts I've ever read in these forums. You are a talented writer, RATE UP!

#8 Feb 13 2011 at 10:15 PM Rating: Good
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