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#1 Mar 17 2011 at 5:12 AM Rating: Sub-Default
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I have a few ideas for my upcoming articles, but I just need a break for now...

So here's to some random thoughts popping out of my head lately. Please add more if you want to.

You know you're a leecher if...

* You have no friends, but everyone parties up with you.

* You have an unusually decent amount of money for someone being level 1.

* You thank people... alot.

* You ask for money for no good reason other than to ask.

* You're at every behest/raid/rift/<insert massive group event> on a very consistent basis.

* You're a level 5 necromancer (in Guild Wars) who parties up with max-leveled players and wait for him/her to kill an enemy so that you can use "animate bone horror" to make yourself look like someone who actually contributes for the party...

* You're the only one in the party who doesn't have anything to levelink.

* Alot of people think you're a jackass.

* You ask directions from people... and ask them further if they are willing to take you to your desired destination.

* You're always behind your party members for some weird reason.

* You're a rank 40 gladiator who never tanks.

* You enjoy hanging out with players who are waaay stronger than you.

* (If you're a dude) You let your girlfriend tank.

* (If you're a chick) You let your boyfriend tank, but instead of healing him, you let another healer in the group heal him while you heal yourself.
Watch who you are calling Douchebags, jerk. BANNED
#2 Mar 19 2011 at 2:05 PM Rating: Good
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*Your name is Viktoricus.

(Oh wait, sorry, thought it said "You know you're a troll if..")

Edited, Mar 19th 2011 4:06pm by Restyoneck

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#3 Mar 19 2011 at 2:09 PM Rating: Good
If you ever spent your wedding anniversary in a tree stand...

... youuuuuuuuuuuu might be a redneck.

Wrong thread?

Edited, Mar 19th 2011 4:10pm by Lubriderm
Edited, Mar 21st 2011 2:14pm by Darqflame Lock Thread: Because Lubriderm is silly... ~ de geso

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#4 Mar 19 2011 at 2:35 PM Rating: Good
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You know you're a leecher if...

Alot of people think you're a jackass.

* You have no friends

"Ethical Leeching". A brilliant MMORPG strategy.

Did the troll just... troll.. himself?

In all seriousness Vik, shut up already, your trolling attempts are so long-winded and you're trying way too hard.

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