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#1 Mar 20 2011 at 4:37 AM Rating: Good
Ask me any question, and I will attempt to answer it in the most hilarious way possible. (I'm bored gimme a break. *sniffle*)
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#2 Mar 20 2011 at 4:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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Which pony is the bestest?
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#3 Mar 20 2011 at 4:52 AM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
Which pony is the bestest?

http://common.allakhazam.com/images/f/b/fb19d6a6dbef0105b3cb40b3ca8d7635.gif
No brainer there!
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#4 Mar 20 2011 at 5:02 AM Rating: Good
lolgaxe wrote:
Which pony is the bestest?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyaxcvHSyZY&feature=related
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#5 Mar 20 2011 at 5:11 AM Rating: Decent
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Alright, if swimming is so good for your figure, explain to me why there are whales.
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#6 Mar 20 2011 at 5:26 AM Rating: Decent
KojiroSoma wrote:
Alright, if swimming is so good for your figure, explain to me why there are whales.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AutxQaUFaFs&feature=related
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#7 Mar 20 2011 at 6:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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Grand Master Alchemist StateAlchemist2 wrote:
KojiroSoma wrote:
Alright, if swimming is so good for your figure, explain to me why there are whales.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AutxQaUFaFs&feature=related


No, silly. The purpose of whales is to teach people the principle of gravity i.e. what goes up, must come down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4

Don't worry about animal cruelty. It IS dead
#8 Mar 20 2011 at 6:37 AM Rating: Good
Do female vampires menstruate?
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#9 Mar 20 2011 at 8:26 AM Rating: Decent
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Can I borrow 50 bucks?
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#10 Mar 20 2011 at 9:10 AM Rating: Good
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If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it?
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#11 Mar 20 2011 at 1:43 PM Rating: Good
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If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it?
Faulty question! What kind of cheese?
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#12 Mar 20 2011 at 4:15 PM Rating: Decent
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at rank46 alchemist how many dart frogs will it take to get to the juicy center of rank50 Alchemist. :) seriously.
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#13 Mar 20 2011 at 4:22 PM Rating: Good
Tarutinkler the Picky wrote:
at rank46 alchemist how many dart frogs will it take to get to the juicy center of rank50 Alchemist. :) seriously.


Really? Dart frogs to lv50? Nice! I knew there was a reason I have a few hundred of them sitting in my retainer from spearfishing.
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#14 Mar 20 2011 at 4:45 PM Rating: Good
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How many licks to the center of a Lalafell-pop?
#15 Mar 20 2011 at 6:47 PM Rating: Good
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Is the bird in fact the word?
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#16 Mar 20 2011 at 7:01 PM Rating: Good
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Is the bird in fact the word?


Ba-ba-ba-bir-bird-bird ba-ba-bir-bird's the word!

Edited, Mar 20th 2011 9:01pm by mattkujata
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#17 Mar 20 2011 at 7:31 PM Rating: Decent
Could switching to GEICO really save you 15% or more on car insurance?
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mattkujata wrote:
Tarutinkler the Picky wrote:
at rank46 alchemist how many dart frogs will it take to get to the juicy center of rank50 Alchemist. :) seriously.


Really? Dart frogs to lv50? Nice! I knew there was a reason I have a few hundred of them sitting in my retainer from spearfishing.


Yea but they will become painful soon. The only reason they may be viable is they are easy to farm. and 3 frogs = 4 synths. Other then that at 46 im getting about 300ish to turn the frogs into powder and then to turn that into disabling potion is only around 200sp. Painful but it all rounds out decently for due to the other synths you can do. I'm hoping to find a miner to get me some boar scale bugs on a regular basis but its looking grim.

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mattkujata wrote:
Tarutinkler the Picky wrote:
at rank46 alchemist how many dart frogs will it take to get to the juicy center of rank50 Alchemist. :) seriously.


Really? Dart frogs to lv50? Nice! I knew there was a reason I have a few hundred of them sitting in my retainer from spearfishing.


Yea but they will become painful soon. The only reason they may be viable is they are easy to farm. and 3 frogs = 4 synths. Other then that at 46 im getting about 300ish to turn the frogs into powder and then to turn that into disabling potion is only around 200sp. Painful but it all rounds out decently for due to the other synths you can do. I'm hoping to find a miner to get me some boar scale bugs on a regular basis but its looking grim.

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#20 Mar 20 2011 at 10:27 PM Rating: Good
Lubriderm the Fussy wrote:
Do female vampires menstruate?


I hired a few people to investigate that. Strange...I haven't heard back from them since then.
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#21 Mar 20 2011 at 10:28 PM Rating: Good
Reebie wrote:
Can I borrow 50 bucks?


Sure, but I need them back. You don't wanna see how the does get when they are in heat....
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#22 Mar 20 2011 at 10:28 PM Rating: Good
UnicornBonesaw wrote:
If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it?


No. It's too far away.
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#23 Mar 20 2011 at 10:31 PM Rating: Good
Lubriderm the Fussy wrote:
UnicornBonesaw wrote:
If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it?
Faulty question! What kind of cheese?


Good question, I'll call my guy at NASA and get back with you.

EDIT: Talked to my guy at NASA. On the record: He said your an idiot. Off the record: Munster.

Edited, Mar 21st 2011 12:32am by StateAlchemist2
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#24 Mar 20 2011 at 10:34 PM Rating: Decent
Tarutinkler the Picky wrote:
at rank46 alchemist how many dart frogs will it take to get to the juicy center of rank50 Alchemist. :) seriously.


Let's find out...1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, ...I'll get back to you on that one.
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#25 Mar 20 2011 at 10:35 PM Rating: Good
mattkujata wrote:
Really? Dart frogs to lv50?


No not really. Dart frogs only give SP to 50 for every other Alchemist in the game. For you they take away SP.
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#26 Mar 20 2011 at 10:36 PM Rating: Decent
LebargeX wrote:
Is the bird in fact the word?


Emphatically...yes.
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#27 Mar 20 2011 at 10:37 PM Rating: Good
eycee, Pie Eating Champion wrote:
Could switching to GEICO really save you 15% or more on car insurance?


No. In fact it will usually cost you 100% more. Use Progressive. Just tell Flo S.A. sent you.
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#28 Mar 21 2011 at 12:39 AM Rating: Decent
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Are you a girl?
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#29 Mar 21 2011 at 2:41 PM Rating: Good
Is i a real number in the Land of Make Believe?
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