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#1 Aug 08 2011 at 7:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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It's worth clicking the link just to see the old school B-movie style poster. Miqo'tes in bikinis, yum.

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Connecting all lands and peoples in her everlasting embrace, the sea bears to Limsa Lominsa the wisdom and voices of a thousand shores.

In today’s edition, The Harbor Herald takes a close look at the sea change that has been brought about by the appearance of a maelstrom…


Smallest Flint Sparks Grandest Fire
Never take a pirate at his word. Theirs is a lot given to exaggeration and hyperbole—those of our own Lominsan waters not least of all. For something in the pirate mind compels them to lay claim to the greatest boast, no matter how unlikely or unbelievable. No doubt they would all swear before Llymlaen herself to having seen a sea serpent as long as a galleon, or a dazzling storm of shooting stars that light up the night as bright as day. Ever have these free souls of the seas told the most grandiose lies at every possible utterance, just as naturally as they cast their sails or row their oars. But such is not always the case, as I recently discovered...

Allow me to share with you a certain tale from the lands of Coerthas in the north, told to me by a pirate who earns his keep sailing up the White Maiden to sell off his plunder. The following words are his own, untouched by mine own quill.

“Aye, ’at bleedin’ meteor plopped down right there on the outskirts o’ Owl’s Nest, it did. ‘Fore I knew what was what, a bomb bigger’n an aldgoat rose up from that selfsame spot. Watched with me own eye as it took to eatin’ e’erything around it, growin’ bigger ‘n bigger all the while. Finally made its way right up to the gates of Ishgard, it did. Gahaha, I bet them fancy-as-you-please knights roastin’ in their armor made for a tender meal! Tell me they didn’t! Gaha— Hm? What else, you say? Not much, really. I heard them Ishgard folk are callin’ the thing a Bombard, but that’s all I know, Twelve take me if it ain’t.”

Were this but a sole account, perhaps it would be easy to dismiss as idle banter—the boastful stylings of some pirate raconteur. But what if I were to tell you that before ever speaking to this man, I had word from one of the Herald’s own correspondents in Ishgard? A man of unquestionable character, he claims that a tremendous explosion could be heard and felt throughout the city from the direction of the Gates of Judgment. Moreover, a number of fully armored knights were reported to have suffered severe burns, and a wave of heat washed over the entire city and lays there still now, plaguing the Ishgardians day in and day out.

By now no doubt all have heard of the Firefall Faire being prepared for in Eorzea’s cities. But tell me this—do you not find something strange about these festivities? Why, I ask, in the midst of these the year’s hottest days, must we be forced to look upon balloons fashioned in the likeness of bombs, and everywhere reminded of this unbearable heat from which we constantly seek even the briefest of respites?

And is it not a particular peculiarity that the Adventurers’ Guild, in dire straits as it is in recent days, has seen fit to affiliate itself with these so-called faire chaperones? Little and less of this faire sits well in the belly of this reporter...

One rumor maintains that said guild received an extremely generous boon from the city-states’ coffers in exchange for rallying adventurers to help eradicate these infernal bombs. And what of the balloons, then? All part of the plan, it would seem. Some go so far as to make them for decoys meant to deceive the eyes of these explosive monstrosities. Perhaps you thought yourself safe behind city walls? Perhaps you thought that such tales were no more than stories told by wetnurses to children in faraway lands? The fact remains that a meteor fell to Eorzea, and an outbreak of fiery chaos has followed in its wake. And as if that were not foreboding enough, I leave you with this final disquieting thought...

An entire storm of meteors has now been confirmed to have fallen in the vicinity of La Noscea.

Yumah Molkot

Firefall Faire Dates & Times
Thursday, August 11, 2011 at 1:00 a.m. – Monday, August 29, 2011 at 7:59 a.m. (PDT)
How to Participate
1. Speak to any of the Firefall Faire chaperones, who will appear in each of the three city-states.

Faire Chaperone Locations

Limsa Lominsa, Upper Decks


Gridania


Ul’dah, Merchant Strip


2. Faire chaperones will ask you to take part in the Bombard hunt, and provide you with special heat-resistant swimsuits.

3. Travel to the hamlets the chaperones direct you to, and there speak with the dispatched Cascadier NPCs.
Eastern La Noscea (34, 18)
Western La Noscea (14, 21)
North Shroud (21, 13)
South Shroud (43, 48)
Eastern Thanalan (40, 19)
Western Thanalan (14, 33)
Coerthas Eastern Lowlands (58, 30)
Coerthas Western Highlands (18, 24)

4. Use the following emotes as instructed by the Cascadier NPCs to enrage the Bombards.
/wave
/laugh
/rally
/dance
/pose

5. Lead the Bombards to the nearby Festive Furnaces to incinerate them!

6. Speak to the Cascadier NPCs once more after incinerating a Bombard to collect the remaining ashes.

7. Return to the city and present the ash to the faire chaperone to collect your reward.
* Throughout this entire process, the location of event-related NPCs can be viewed in the journal.

Collecting Additional Swimsuits
1. Obtain ash of a color you do not possess and exchange it for the corresponding firework.
* The color of ash left by Bombards varies between regions.
2. Use the Festive Mortar located in any of the three cities, or on the ferry, to launch your fireworks.
3. After setting off your fireworks, receive a swimsuit from the nearby attendant Cascadier NPC.

Festive Mortar Locations

Onboard the ferry connecting Limsa Lomina, Lower Decks (3,5) and Western Thanalan (4,26)

Limsa Loiminsa, Lower Decks


Gridania


Ul’dah, Merchants Strip



Collect All Swimsuits and Create Your Own Original Wallpaper
Once you have collected all of the available swimsuits, visit the Lodestone to create an original wallpaper of your character. Commemorate this year’s Firefall Faire with an unforgettable image using the swimsuit, pose, and background of your own choice!
Wallpaper Download Availability
Thursday, August 11, 2011 at 1:00 a.m. – Monday, September 5, 2011 at 7:59 a.m. (PDT)
How to Download
1. Collect all of the swimsuits available during Firefall Faire.
2. Log into the Lodestone and click the Firefall Faire commemorative wallpaper banner to go to the wallpaper creation page.
3. Select the desired components and generate your wallpaper!
4. Once complete, download your original Firefall Faire wallpaper!
* For further details, please view the Creating a Wallpaper instructions on the wallpaper creation page.


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#2 Aug 08 2011 at 7:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Now THAT is an event!
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#5 Aug 08 2011 at 7:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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Collect All Swimsuits and Create Your Own Original Wallpaper
Once you have collected all of the available swimsuits, visit the Lodestone to create an original wallpaper of your character. Commemorate this year’s Firefall Faire with an unforgettable image using the swimsuit, pose, and background of your own choice!
A seasonal event tailored just for Kirby, fantastic.
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#6 Aug 08 2011 at 7:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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Kind of awesome right here.

Some people may not enjoy these events but I do.
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I'm beating my heat right now. Hot ****.
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The whole comic/horry feel of the poster just feels amazing, better than the event actually does. As mainly a crafter I can see why these events cannot wholly depend on fighting but for some reason I was hopping for something more like FFXI Big Bull(fighting) event in which it was like a free for all where everyone just joined in and gave as much damage as possible.

The whole Wallpaper idea might be interesting but being reminded that male models will still have a top just demotivates me from it a bit, I guess I'll look at it eventually and try not to get scared by my Roegadyn's Exercise Bra.
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This event looks like it could be fun...seems a bit short on bells though.
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Sucks I won't be able to have these items, I'm stuck without XIV for 6 weeks... Not sure if that's saying that I miss XIV or that the class I'm currently in sucks ^.^

(PS If these items are tradable, LS mates get me an extra set ppppppplease)
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Fireworks!
"Special heat-resistant swimsuits"...lmao ^^
Looks like this will be fun.

That B-movie poster is just great. I want that in big!
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This event: totally designed by the new team instead of the old team. Pure awesomeness I'm in. My mithra needs a bikini. Err. Dammit did it again, still can't get used to calling her a Miqote.
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lol @ the final picture - "Naoki Yoshida."
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love the 1970's Movie Poster. BUUURN!
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I know, I'm such a dork for this event! Looking forward to showing off mah kitteh....and of course what I mean by that is my avatar...friggen pervs >.>; LOL

Well the event seems promising fun SE. Thanks!
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Fireworks!
"Special heat-resistant swimsuits"...lmao ^^
Looks like this will be fun.

That B-movie poster is just great. I want that in big!


Saw this post... and then I had to go stare at it for a few seconds...yeah it doesn't give off that vibe doesn't it?
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In Soviet Russia clam bakes YOU!!!..... I think we're gonna need more sunscreen.Smiley: yikes
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Vestal Chamberlain Lubriderm wrote:
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Collect All Swimsuits and Create Your Own Original Wallpaper
Once you have collected all of the available swimsuits, visit the Lodestone to create an original wallpaper of your character. Commemorate this year’s Firefall Faire with an unforgettable image using the swimsuit, pose, and background of your own choice!
A seasonal event tailored just for Kirby, fantastic.
Hah. This is gonna be awesome.
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#19 Aug 08 2011 at 1:35 PM Rating: Good
Nobody noticed that this Wallpaper with the Palmtrees is not in the Game? Or am I wrong?
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Pretty sure it's the western port town in La Noscea, with palm trees added in. Hopefully they'll be there for the festival?

I would certainly enjoy a new tropical area, but that's what it seems like to me.

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Sucks I won't be able to have these items, I'm stuck without XIV for 6 weeks... Not sure if that's saying that I miss XIV or that the class I'm currently in sucks ^.^

(PS If these items are tradable, LS mates get me an extra set ppppppplease)



The 5 sets of swimwear are Unique/Untradable. The fireworks should be okay to trade/sell.
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"When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die."

I wonder if Naoki is a fan?
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Nooooo!!! Why must we wait another two days? The anticipation is killing me!
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But, sniff, sniff, no goldfish scooping?
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But, sniff, sniff, no goldfish scooping?


I have honestly been holding on to the "Fighting Fish" I've caught so far just in case they add scooping or furniture or Fighting Fish Tanks.
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But, sniff, sniff, no goldfish scooping?


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Is the event for the swimsuits do-able at, say, Rank 20 or so? Reason being I'm thinking of restarting one of my characters and want to know if it's feasible to be able to get the swimsuit (on that new character) before the event is over. Thank you in advance! :)

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Is the event for the swimsuits do-able at, say, Rank 20 or so? Reason being I'm thinking of restarting one of my characters and want to know if it's feasible to be able to get the swimsuit (on that new character) before the event is over. Thank you in advance! :)

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The event hasn't even started. But from the literature, one could assume anyone could do the quest at any level.
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I love the idea of a wallpaper as a prize for collecting all the suits. Finally something that isn't just another hat taking up storage space.
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This looks like a lot of fun, can't wait to try this!
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Dissapointingly you don't have to participate or really do anything in the even but stand near the area that where you are trying to "push" the bomb towards and wait for others to do it for you (I logged in at 7 am and people were doing this).

But it is very reminiscent of the FFXI event where you cheer Momomo on. I hear rumor of a gold bathing suit for people who collect 3 of each color ash. woooo
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There is a gold swimsuit...doesn't look that different to the silver one though (maybe it's just my eyes)

http://i1096.photobucket.com/albums/g323/Pyridine/FFXIV_1313082015.jpg

http://i1096.photobucket.com/albums/g323/Pyridine/FFXIV_1313080083.jpg

http://i1096.photobucket.com/albums/g323/Pyridine/1bqtq_18fnb_a0f9dcb8baf07e248045f37e1d55f4c3.jpg

Also pictured...the first annual Miqo'te beauty pageant!

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Also, your Lodestone profile picture updates once you complete the quest, like with the easter hats. Only this time the background changes from Grey to fireworks.
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Dissapointingly you don't have to participate or really do anything in the even but stand near the area that where you are trying to "push" the bomb towards and wait for others to do it for you (I logged in at 7 am and people were doing this).

Was a bit disappointed by this as well. When I first got to Quarrymill I didn't quite understand the event so I just kept standing there clicking on the npc, expecting some instructions.
Then, "You obtain a pinch of green bomb ash" for doing nothing...
Most of the people I saw also just kind of stood there waiting for others to do the work. Just seems crappy really.
Still an OK event I guess, though it's my first for 14. Music is the best part really.
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The whole Wallpaper idea might be interesting but being reminded that male models will still have a top just demotivates me from it a bit, I guess I'll look at it eventually and try not to get scared by my Roegadyn's Exercise Bra.


Ha... nothing could be as bad as those horrible furry things they made the guys wear in ...was it '04 or 05? in XI. It was Ahhhnold in drag...really bad drag. At least this is shiny. Anyway I'm just here because /shocked lodestone and my server are down. I cannot TELL you how absolutely, positively, completely ...I was expecting this to crash much sooner.
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Where'd you get that tan, on a barbecue wrack? :D
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Mmmm, Ikayaki.

lol, best 16k ding ever.
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Hmmm. Well.. Hmmm.... I do remember the event thing, vaguely.

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Vestal Chamberlain Lubriderm wrote:
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Where'd you get that tan, on a barbecue wrack? :D
Ya know, I thought that was just my monitor or my poor eyes. Smiley: lol

I just realized that I've never tried taking the graphics up above standard on this game.
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At least my Lalafell don't have to endure the many swinging tails and groins in the face like my Taru did at the AH counter in FF11.I'm still waiting to see a Lalafell guy in one of these before i think about trying this event, till then I'll mute the looped Cuban Tropico 3 music every chance i get.
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I reckon I may as well add to this.
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Vestal Chamberlain Lubriderm wrote:
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Where'd you get that tan, on a barbecue wrack? :D
Ya know, I thought that was just my monitor or my poor eyes. Smiley: lol

I just realized that I've never tried taking the graphics up above standard on this game.


Hah, I get the bbq grill looking shadow lines as well since I run on standard settings. I thought it was just my graphics cards messing up.

Also go go Highlanders! I'll have to post mine up when I get all the suits.
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At least my Lalafell don't have to endure the many swinging tails and groins in the face like my Taru did at the AH counter in FF11.I'm still waiting to see a Lalafell guy in one of these before i think about trying this event, till then I'll mute the looped Cuban Tropico 3 music every chance i get.


Here is a Lala boy! The trunks are cut very low. From the back, there is... Lala buttcrack! o.O

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z221/SinikkaTuuli/Screencaps/AntiusSwimsuit.png
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Woah, that's pretty low, all right. And I'm not certain the silver sheen helps. @_@
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At least my Lalafell don't have to endure the many swinging tails and groins in the face like my Taru did at the AH counter in FF11.I'm still waiting to see a Lalafell guy in one of these before i think about trying this event, till then I'll mute the looped Cuban Tropico 3 music every chance i get.


Here is a Lala boy! The trunks are cut very low. From the back, there is... Lala buttcrack! o.O

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z221/SinikkaTuuli/Screencaps/AntiusSwimsuit.png


So pretty much made for pedestrian fapping, got it.

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At least my Lalafell don't have to endure the many swinging tails and groins in the face like my Taru did at the AH counter in FF11.I'm still waiting to see a Lalafell guy in one of these before i think about trying this event, till then I'll mute the looped Cuban Tropico 3 music every chance i get.


Here is a Lala boy! The trunks are cut very low. From the back, there is... Lala buttcrack! o.O

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z221/SinikkaTuuli/Screencaps/AntiusSwimsuit.png


So pretty much made for pedestrian fapping, got it.

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http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z221/SinikkaTuuli/Screencaps/OHNOES.jpg

But, but... (****, ****?)... It's a LALA. That's just... Oh, my poor innocent mind. *weeps*
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Wow I can run around and set my own boy Lala loli bait traps and have buttcrack to boot. I can go to Uldah and pose for some coin in that skimpy thing thanks for the pic. Poor Sargent Hatred he learned Elves keep boyish figures all their life while watching Lord of the Rings in a theatre surrounded by young boys,that was some relapse he had.Smiley: lol
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You know, im not entirely sure why the male swimsuits are 2-part items besides making it match the female counterparts. The tops look really weird on the guys. It's almost like they said, "Hey, guys wear bras, right?". Maybe they're referring to some of my neighbours who's large bodies give rise to a well endowed bust.

Still, those swimsuits are cute. I'll be getting one on my lalafell.
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