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I was pondering to myself why people choose their raceFollow

#1 Oct 20 2011 at 12:35 PM Rating: Default
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And I think I have it pretty well figured out.

when i think midlander hume i think 'who would like to be that, i'm already that'

then i think fat people. people who have always wanted to be thin but are to lazy to get enough exercise to fit through a normal sized door.

i think "who would want to be elvaan", and it comes to me, self involved pricks who couldn't think of being anything other than themselves because they think they are gods gift, why settle.

i think "who would want to be galka?" until i think of the scrawny kid who got picked on by the big mean kids in middle/high school, suffers from depression, and is desperate to be badass in any form they can accomplish

i think "who would want to be manthra, until i think 'lonely virgin who will never get some, and has a strange tail fetish

i don't have to think very hard about who would want to be tarutaru/lalafell, as it's someone who obviously excels at everything in life, gets laid regularly, is rogishly handsome, relatively popular, and just wants to have more fun, because his life is already completely awesome.

or pedo's.
#2 Oct 20 2011 at 12:42 PM Rating: Decent
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what is this I don't even...
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#3 Oct 20 2011 at 12:46 PM Rating: Decent
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BartelX wrote:
what is this I don't even...


An invitation to use the red arrow?
#4 Oct 20 2011 at 1:05 PM Rating: Decent
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Did he actually think someone would find this at all funny?
#5 Oct 20 2011 at 1:08 PM Rating: Default
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I found it greatly amsuing thank you.
#6 Oct 20 2011 at 1:13 PM Rating: Decent
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#7 Oct 20 2011 at 1:13 PM Rating: Good
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pochy wrote:
I found it greatly amsuing thank you.


don't worry, we're not laughing with you... we're laughing at you. ^^





hmmm, maybe you should worry actually...
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#8 Oct 26 2011 at 9:13 AM Rating: Decent
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1/10.

Yay, pity point!
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#9 Oct 26 2011 at 9:14 AM Rating: Good
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#10 Oct 26 2011 at 9:30 AM Rating: Decent
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You got all race names wrong, bro.
#11Prototyp, Posted: Oct 26 2011 at 9:40 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Come on guys. It has a pointe at the end. :-P
#12 Oct 26 2011 at 9:55 AM Rating: Good
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Prototyp wrote:

All he wants to say is: Lalafell are awesome. :-)


Yeah, that's the part I had a problem with.
#13 Oct 26 2011 at 10:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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What about Highlanders?

Or can there beonlyJah!
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pochy wrote:
i think "who would want to be elvaan", and it comes to me, self involved pricks who couldn't think of being anything other than themselves because they think they are gods gift, why settle.


Nailed it! Self absorbed prick here confirming this. I almost linked a pic of me flexing my guns in front of my godly gaming setup
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#15 Oct 26 2011 at 3:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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I was pondering to myself what race the OP chose for himself and I think i have it pretty well figured out.

Since his insights into all the races seem so pinpoint accurate he must relate to all those qualities.

So when i think what race would suit the OP? i think of a midlander "galka" with elfish ears and a particularly long furry tail.

Edited, Oct 26th 2011 5:10pm by lightacadi
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