Any neophyte needs a bird before he or she needs anything else, and that's where chocobos come in to play. I don't care if you can't afford to feed it, I don't care if you can't afford to feed yourself, get a licence to ride those yellow monstrosities and whistle it up. A full set of relic weapons comes second.
Well, and, if you take up bard, I'd also recommend staying well away from the turmpet. It's really a terrible instrument, almost as bad as the paino (but thankfully more readily pronounceable than the fltue), and it produces an all around woeful sound. :P
Edited, Jun 9th 2012 7:14pm by KaneKitty
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