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#1 May 31 2013 at 4:52 AM Rating: Good
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http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/blog/post/355

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In the Sack
May 31, 2013

Howdy-ho!
Fernehalwes here typing out today's blog with fingers sticky from the honey-dijon rice chips I'm eating for brunch. What's brunch, you say? I've been told it's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. (In my case, it only comes with more honey-dijon rice chips)

As you all know, E3 is right around the corner; and what's the best part about E3? Is it waiting in line for 4 hours to play the new PlayStation...only to realize you were in the line for the newest smartphone farm simulator? Is it the $10 pita sandwiches (now with lettuce!) and the $8 diet Mountain Mist Morning Dew carbonated beverage? No! It's the free STUFF! Running low on t-shirts for the year? E3! Need some glow-in-the-dark slap bracelets? E3! Free cans of ultra-caffeinated prototype energy drink? E3! And what about a snazzy tote bag to carry all that stuff in?

BOOM!
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This just in, anyone who visits the Square Enix booth at this year's E3 (June 11 to 13) and plays both FINAL FANTASY XIII Lightning Returns and FINAL FANTASY XIV: A Realm Reborn will get one of these babies, FREE! (insert: "while supplies last" blurb here)

On one side we have Lightning...
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And on the other, Gaius van B!
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Think of all the glow-in-the-dark slap bracelets I could fit in THAT...

Fernehalwes

Editor's note: In addition to providing lots of free swag, E3 also showcases new products from hundreds of game companies from around the world (but you already knew that!)


Edited, May 31st 2013 6:53am by Szabo
#2 May 31 2013 at 5:02 AM Rating: Decent
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Those are huge!
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That's what she said ;P
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Smiley: lol
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ive got one on my wall from last comic con I'd love to replace it with this ;P
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#6 May 31 2013 at 7:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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ive got one on my wall from last comic con I'd love to replace it with this ;P


I always have a backpack at comic con so I gave the one I got last year to my nephew...he fits inside it Smiley: lol

Edited, May 31st 2013 6:46am by SkinwalkerAsura
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The middle picture looks like she's wearing a cape with SE advertising, like NASCAR.

Or Tiger & Bunny if you actually get the reference.
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#8 May 31 2013 at 8:02 AM Rating: Good
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You know, Lightning actually looks great in the sack.

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on the sack

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gah!

I like the artwork.
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Hyrist wrote:
You know, Lightning actually looks great in the sack.

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on the sack

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gah!

I like the artwork.


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Adzieboy wrote:
Those are huge!


If you were really short they would drag on the ground!
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Adzieboy wrote:
Those are huge!


If you were really short they would drag on the ground!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhtFKNNd04A
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I really wish SE would make some T-shirts for some of their IP's . I would totally order one of those ARR Legacy shirts they were wearing a while back. Smiley: drool
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I want an XI Moogle Mafia plushie dammit Smiley: mad

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Oh no, Fern is on the swagwagon... :(
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