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#1 Jul 10 2013 at 9:34 PM Rating: Decent
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I mean really, which guild is right for me? As you peruse these forums, you see the same posts, offering the same things. Your fate dangles in the air like a dingleberry hanging from Pauly Shores precious buttocks. Your coveted happiness, with the potential to be swept away in a tornado of emotions by the wrong group of people. Your innocence, threatened like a 19 year old white girl walking through Brooklyn. You know, when you see her walking and you’re just like, ****, she should like go inside, or get a hotel. Then you think about asking her if she needs a ride but you’re like maybe that would make me look sketchy. Then you see three guys walking towards her and one of him gives you a look and you drive off as fast as you can. Then later you’re like, I’m sure it’s OK, I bet she had pepper spray. But then her face haunts your memory for the rest of your life. Well, if you want to avoid all these situations, relax your bladder and take a seat on a fluffy white cloud, Tempest Gaming is the right place for you!

Alright, enough funny business for now. We raid for world firsts and plan to be the best. We have an experienced raid leader along with members who have top raiding experience. I expect myself to know my class in and out and be able to play it optimally. I also know that I am not perfect, and recognize constructive criticism is a key tool for success. I expect the same from our raiders as I do of myself. If you have the competitive spirit, and want to be part of a guild that will strive to be the top in FFXIV ARR, I suggest taking a look into us. We are looking for talented and experienced players who are dependable and rule abiding. Members are expected to value their fellow mates as well as their tag. Although we will have a focus on end game raiding, we are accepting all applicants regardless of your play style.

We are all very active in teamspeak and we expect you to be too. We are social butterflies, but you don’t have to be, as long as you are on when you are playing. Guaranteed we will break you out of your shell, to the point where you will quit video games go see the dreaded sunlight and start talking to models. Yes. Models. Like actual models. Not the models that you see on facebook with filters in their pictures to make them look like models. Ya know? Anyways, back on topic.
If you got to the end of this, and forgot you were reading a guild application, and not a beautifully masterpieced (is that a word?) set of words that makes M Night Shamalan look like Huck Finn here are the basics.

We have a website. It is a website. Here it is. http://tempest-guild.enjin.com/home
Recruitment: Open (Age 18+) - Region: North America, Raid times: Sun-Weds 8:30-11:30 pm Est
Tempest Gaming has been around for the past five years and has had a known track record of achievement. We combine hardcore fast-paced raiding with genuine good times. While we do look for quality, we also value the person over a combination of pixels.
We have girls, who actually talk.
So fill out an application, come chat, hop on our teamspeak if you have any questions. 64.34.167.18:8122 We also play LoL waiting for FFXIV to start up. Have a phenomenal day.


Edited, Jul 12th 2013 12:47pm by terpthree

Edited, Jul 17th 2013 4:48pm by terpthree

Edited, Jul 21st 2013 3:08pm by terpthree
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#2 Jul 13 2013 at 12:52 AM Rating: Decent
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Is bumping your own thread the same as liking your own post on facebook? Oh well, yolo.
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#3 Jul 14 2013 at 7:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Bumps.
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#4 Jul 14 2013 at 8:14 PM Rating: Decent
Looking to round out our roster for release soon!
#5 Jul 15 2013 at 8:35 PM Rating: Decent
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We shall overcome the oppression and bring it to the top. No more, I will not stand for this discrimination any longer.
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#6 Jul 16 2013 at 4:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Bump train
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#7 Jul 17 2013 at 2:49 PM Rating: Decent
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Bump city
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#8 Jul 18 2013 at 7:57 PM Rating: Decent
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To the top
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#9 Jul 19 2013 at 4:42 PM Rating: Decent
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Let me see that bump
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#10 Jul 20 2013 at 10:58 AM Rating: Decent
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That bump
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#11 Jul 21 2013 at 1:11 PM Rating: Decent
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Check us out
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#12 Jul 22 2013 at 4:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Bump of the day
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#13 Jul 23 2013 at 2:39 PM Rating: Decent
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Day bump...fighter of the night bump
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#14 Jul 24 2013 at 4:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Hey guys and girls we are having a guild meeting in teamspeak on Thursday at 9 PM EST all are welcome to come and listen to see how we operate and such.
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#15 Jul 25 2013 at 1:53 PM Rating: Decent
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Bump sauce
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#16 Jul 26 2013 at 1:25 PM Rating: Decent
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Friday bump have a good weekend everybody
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#17 Jul 27 2013 at 2:18 PM Rating: Decent
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We are special.
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#18 Jul 28 2013 at 1:35 PM Rating: Decent
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Bump
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#19 Jul 29 2013 at 3:22 PM Rating: Decent
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BAMP
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#20 Jul 30 2013 at 3:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Check us out we are awesome.
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#21 Aug 04 2013 at 2:59 PM Rating: Decent
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It's been so long...
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#22 Aug 05 2013 at 2:36 PM Rating: Decent
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Closing recruitment soon.
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#23 Aug 08 2013 at 4:53 PM Rating: Decent
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Bump Game Lebron
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#24 Aug 09 2013 at 1:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Bumps on deck
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#25 Aug 10 2013 at 1:19 PM Rating: Decent
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To the top
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#26 Aug 11 2013 at 2:44 PM Rating: Decent
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Tempest Gaming makes you weak in the knees. Live it, love it, accept it.
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#27 Aug 12 2013 at 6:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Downing primals bro
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#28 Aug 13 2013 at 10:45 PM Rating: Decent
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Bump
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#29 Aug 15 2013 at 5:55 PM Rating: Decent
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LESS THAN 12 HOURS
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#30 Aug 15 2013 at 5:55 PM Rating: Decent
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Double post sorry

Edited, Aug 15th 2013 7:59pm by terpthree
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#31 Aug 18 2013 at 7:28 PM Rating: Decent
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Bump it up
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#32 Aug 19 2013 at 2:09 PM Rating: Decent
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Had a great phase 4 besides some 3102 issues. We pushed hard everyone has multiple 20s and crafting. Looking to push even harder upon early access and release.
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#33 Aug 21 2013 at 3:59 PM Rating: Decent
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I promise our FC is run more efficiently than square enix.
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#34 Aug 22 2013 at 1:41 PM Rating: Decent
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Ready to have fun in EA
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#35 Aug 25 2013 at 9:44 AM Rating: Decent
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Already have multiple members pushing 40 despite the issues. Get in now.
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