Are you a dedicated, pro gamer looking for a serious Free Company with the experience and competitive edge it needs to be on the forefront of FF14? Well then go away, because you sound like a douchebag.
Pompous Tophats is a raiding FC with an emphasis on a good sense of humor. Let's face it, what is an MMO if not a miserable pile of grinded loot? You need a slew of fellow @#%^s to keep things interesting.
We're currently running 3 groups in Coil clearing turn 4 and are continuing Turn 5 progression. We've got the healers for 4 groups, and would like to start up another coil group ASAP. We raid Monday through Thursday (2 nights a week staggered across the 3 groups) at 8-9 EST. We have multiple crafters who can 2-star gear, run WP speedruns when it suits our fancy, and use emotes on each other in ways I doubt they were intended.
Inactivity is always an issue around Christmas, especially with the release of two next-gen consoles. As such, we're looking for raiders to fill the voids in our static coil groups. With the release of patch 2.1, we're welcoming in newer players as well (especially PvPers). We're willing to teach if you've the rare capacity for learning. Message Alatar Skysong in-game for more info.
We're also looking for static PUGs or LS-groups who would be interested in a merger. Allow us to handle the administrative aspects of an FC while you continue to raid with our perks - All we ask is that you be as ridiculous as we are.
*Pompous Tophats reserves the right to exacerbate any and all character flaws through trolling in response to wanton acts of being a douche-bag and/or excessive verbal diarrhea.
To run 100 meters in QWOP
To protect the world from devestation.
To avoid making too many Pokemon references.
To parody as many guild recruitment cliches as possible.
To figure out what "semi-hardcore" even means.
Nobody over the mental age of four.
Forbidding disagreement with decisions you disagree with is strictly forbidden.
They're called Tarutarus, not Lalafell.
There will be absolutely no consumption of super-cereal while playing.
Use of proper grammar and punctuation is grounds for bonus points.
Do not follow Rule #6.
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Pompous Tophats prefers to speak in the third person.
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Edited, Dec 16th 2013 6:53pm by Voldrune