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#1 Jul 30 2013 at 10:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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Okay. I started this on the beta forums and I guess it wasn't controversal enough to stand the test of time, so I'll try again here. Love to see the creativity that comes out of it.

What time is it now?
Do I have to wait longer?
What the ****, SE?

Your turn...
#2 Jul 30 2013 at 11:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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Where's the auction house?
What is this I don't even?
Retainer cash grab Smiley: glare
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Its personal preference and all, but yes we need to educate WoW players that this is OUR game, these are Characters and not Toons. Time to beat that into them one at a time.
#3 Jul 30 2013 at 11:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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a world was torn asunder
only to be reborn from the ashes
final fantasy a realm reborn

lololol
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#4 Jul 30 2013 at 11:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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Transmigration wrote:
a world was torn asunder
only to be reborn from the ashes
final fantasy a realm reborn

lololol

A noble effort
But syllables aren't right
It is 5, 7, 5
#5 Jul 31 2013 at 12:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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Transmigration wrote:
a world was torn asunder
only to be reborn from the ashes
final fantasy a realm reborn

lololol

Brethren, dost thou even haiku? Smiley: tongue
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HaibaneRenmei wrote:
30 bucks is almost free

cocodojo wrote:
Its personal preference and all, but yes we need to educate WoW players that this is OUR game, these are Characters and not Toons. Time to beat that into them one at a time.
#6 Jul 31 2013 at 2:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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See a **** toon!
Strap on my brass subligar!
They run away fast. :(
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FilthMcNasty wrote:
Transmigration wrote:
a world was torn asunder
only to be reborn from the ashes
final fantasy a realm reborn

lololol

Brethren, dost thou even haiku? Smiley: tongue

I deliver high-intensity sonnets. Poetry skills are toned as balls, y'all Smiley: laugh

Taru-taru, where?
The smudge on a Galka's shoe.
Now, Lalafell's turn ...
#8 Jul 31 2013 at 4:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Ryklin the Malevolent wrote:
See a **** toon!
Strap on my brass subligar!
They run away fast. :(


You must be careful
For it is the internet
She could be a man!
#9 Jul 31 2013 at 6:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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This is awesome, keep it up Smiley: laugh
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#10 Jul 31 2013 at 7:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Haiku are easy,
But sometimes they don’t make sense,
Refrigerator.
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#11 Jul 31 2013 at 7:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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The servers are down
Too long before they are up
Depression sets in
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#12 Jul 31 2013 at 7:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Transmigration wrote:
World torn asunder
To be reborn from ashes
FF ARR

lololol


The ya go, fixed. :-P
(And yes I did like this one)
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#13 Jul 31 2013 at 7:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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Chocobos, Mog Mail,
Airships, Magitek, Cid, FATEs,
What's there not to like?

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#14 Jul 31 2013 at 8:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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a chocobo waits
in the digital aether
players coming soon
#15 Jul 31 2013 at 8:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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Daydream of combos
Moondream about shoulder tackles
I miss my monk hard
#16 Jul 31 2013 at 9:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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When Behemoth Sleeps,
Hunter Becomes the Hunted,
Waken Mighty Beast!
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#17 Jul 31 2013 at 9:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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DragonBourne wrote:
Ryklin the Malevolent wrote:
See a **** toon!
Strap on my brass subligar!
They run away fast. :(


You must be careful
For it is the internet
She could be a man!



Who is a man?
Who is a woman?
Internet blurs the line.
#18 Jul 31 2013 at 9:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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Ramen one dollar
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#19 Jul 31 2013 at 9:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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Run Chocobo run!
That Goblin tosses big bombs...
Glad I got away.
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#20 Jul 31 2013 at 9:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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#21 Jul 31 2013 at 10:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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DragonBourne wrote:
Transmigration wrote:
a world was torn asunder
only to be reborn from the ashes
final fantasy a realm reborn

lololol

A noble effort
But syllables aren't right
It is 5, 7, 5


Bah, sorry I haven't written a haiku since 7th grade.

an attempt was made
failure was not an option
and yet I faltered

/sadface
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#22 Jul 31 2013 at 1:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Transmigration wrote:
DragonBourne wrote:
Transmigration wrote:
a world was torn asunder
only to be reborn from the ashes
final fantasy a realm reborn

lololol

A noble effort
But syllables aren't right
It is 5, 7, 5


Bah, sorry I haven't written a haiku since 7th grade.

an attempt was made
failure was not an option
and yet I faltered

/sadface

It's all cool there, brah
It's all just meant for some fun
No one's judging, right?
#23 Jul 31 2013 at 2:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Gosh, this thread is great!
The next thing you know, I'll write
A haiku, myself.
#24 Jul 31 2013 at 2:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Spread the FF Love
Too many haters in WoW
We don't need them here!
#25 Jul 31 2013 at 2:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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If a short moogle
Created a small haiku
It would be like this

Kupo kupo ku
Kupo-po kupo kupo
Kupo-po-po-po
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#26 Jul 31 2013 at 2:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Anticipation
Overwhelming all of us
Gynecologist
#27 Jul 31 2013 at 2:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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FrozenSherbet wrote:
If a short moogle
Created a small haiku
It would be like this

Kupo kupo ku
Kupo-po kupo kupo
Kupo-po-po-po


That is just brilliant
Anyone here speak moogle?
Need translation, please!
#28 Jul 31 2013 at 2:43 PM Rating: Excellent
Those who trolled and laughed...
Those who left this game for dead...
Beg for Free to Play!

Edited, Jul 31st 2013 1:46pm by Thayos
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#29 Jul 31 2013 at 2:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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Quote:
Kupo kupo ku
Kupo-po kupo kupo
Kupo-po-po-po


Be a Moogle's friend,
Use Kupo Nuts for the win,
We'll all love you then!

#30 Jul 31 2013 at 2:53 PM Rating: Excellent
Roegadyn women
Big and strong for those with a
Thing for Amazons
#31 Jul 31 2013 at 2:57 PM Rating: Good
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Ride a chocobo.
Love a chocobo.
Fight with a chocobo!
#32 Jul 31 2013 at 4:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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Thayos wrote:
Those who trolled and laughed...
Those who left this game for dead...
Beg for Free to Play!


Free to play is fine
If you implement it well
Nobody will go

3 year long beta
Have you fixed the problems yet
I for one, hope so

Final Fantasy
Will you stand the test of time
Can you keep the pace

If you don't come through
Competition is too strong
You will be replaced


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Rinsui wrote:
Only hips + boobs all day and hips + boobs all over my icecream

HaibaneRenmei wrote:
30 bucks is almost free

cocodojo wrote:
Its personal preference and all, but yes we need to educate WoW players that this is OUR game, these are Characters and not Toons. Time to beat that into them one at a time.
#33 Jul 31 2013 at 4:45 PM Rating: Excellent
Yoshi-P knows best;
Slow and steady wins the race.
BioWare, 'tis not.
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#34 Jul 31 2013 at 4:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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Please do not put a
Cash shop in my MMO
I hate pay to win
#35 Jul 31 2013 at 5:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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ScrapTower wrote:
Anticipation
Overwhelming all of us
Gynecologist


LMAO!
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#36 Jul 31 2013 at 5:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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#37 Jul 31 2013 at 6:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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In Eorzea
Anything can happen, and
Chocobo rides you!
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#38 Jul 31 2013 at 6:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Love my Brothers
in Eorzea,
In Kupo we trust

Last stretch and
The Fate awaits us
in Ul'Dah
#39 Jul 31 2013 at 8:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Crystals past sleeping
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#40 Jul 31 2013 at 9:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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Eager for release
Epic Adventure Awaits
Can't find Valkurm Dunes.
#41 Aug 01 2013 at 2:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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ScrapTower wrote:
Please do not put a
Cash shop in my MMO
I hate pay to win


Legacy member
Paid 3 months for bonus gifts
That ain't pay to win? Smiley: sly
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Rinsui wrote:
Only hips + boobs all day and hips + boobs all over my icecream

HaibaneRenmei wrote:
30 bucks is almost free

cocodojo wrote:
Its personal preference and all, but yes we need to educate WoW players that this is OUR game, these are Characters and not Toons. Time to beat that into them one at a time.
#42 Aug 01 2013 at 3:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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FilthMcNasty wrote:

Legacy member
Paid 3 months for bonus gifts
That ain't pay to win? Smiley: sly

Bah, not pay to win
Just a gift for sticking 'round
When game played like ****
#43 Aug 01 2013 at 3:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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You might have a point
If it wasn't advertised
Gifts are not paid for
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Rinsui wrote:
Only hips + boobs all day and hips + boobs all over my icecream

HaibaneRenmei wrote:
30 bucks is almost free

cocodojo wrote:
Its personal preference and all, but yes we need to educate WoW players that this is OUR game, these are Characters and not Toons. Time to beat that into them one at a time.
#44 Aug 01 2013 at 6:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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I like this, I should make you guys argue by Haiku all the time.
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#45 Aug 01 2013 at 9:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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FilthMcNasty wrote:
You might have a point
If it wasn't advertised
Gifts are not paid for


Technic'ly, not true
They paid for the subscription
Extra just added

Gift might have been wrong
Perhaps bonus is better?
I don't really care

Edited, Aug 1st 2013 11:30am by DragonBourne
#46 Aug 01 2013 at 10:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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Wint wrote:
I like this, I should make you guys argue by Haiku all the time.


I like this, I should
Make you guys argue by Hai-
ku all the time.

Aww, so close.
#47 Aug 01 2013 at 10:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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Gnu wrote:
Wint wrote:
I like this, I should make you guys argue by Haiku all the time.


I like this, I should
Make you guys argue by Hai-
ku all the time.

Aww, so close.


Smiley: laugh
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#48 Aug 01 2013 at 10:09 AM Rating: Good
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Gnu wrote:
Wint wrote:
I like this, I should make you guys argue by Haiku all the time.


I like this, I should
Make you guys argue by Hai-
ku all the time.

Aww, so close.


That would be awesome!

I can imagine a "You got served" circle, with two people facing off in the center arguing in Haikus...

Too funny!
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#49 Aug 01 2013 at 10:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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Haiku is like moose
You don't need the ending s
to make it plural
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#50 Aug 01 2013 at 6:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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This thread is like BST
If anyone remembers
Guru all the things
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Rinsui wrote:
Only hips + boobs all day and hips + boobs all over my icecream

HaibaneRenmei wrote:
30 bucks is almost free

cocodojo wrote:
Its personal preference and all, but yes we need to educate WoW players that this is OUR game, these are Characters and not Toons. Time to beat that into them one at a time.
#51 Aug 01 2013 at 7:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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FilthMcNasty wrote:
This thread is like BST
If anyone remembers
Guru all the things


That is me rating
People excellent or higher
No down votes asshats
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