This just in from the maintenance news team,
The incident which reportedly took place earlier today (http://ffxiv.zam.com/forum.html?forum=152&mid=1377443157130484189), has been resolved.
An employee of the NA (not available) SE HQ had this to say: "Ereyfinng wus crazy, we was eaten chizburgers and drinkan some sweet tea win all uff a suddin we saw dalmatians... I nevur saw so maneey dalmatians in my untired life.Just about the craziesh ting i ever did sea... Next thing... There's this really big one you sea... and he's like munchin on the servers and stuffs and we're all panicking like oh my dear lord! We couldn't moove.... dem chizburgers wuz just too **** gud! So we watched that dalmatian getting all bigand stuffs and then it happened... BAM! Error 10102 and error 90000 shootun up all over dem computers.... As soon as we finished our burgers, I had a vision!..... POKEMANS! I saw one of them japan fellars, (same guys who build the toyotas) on the Tele captshurin rats and other furry critters, ain't that something huh? So I picked up the phone and I made the call....1-800-POKE-MAN....I heard some strange music... strangest music I ever did hur in fact. And then a man answered.... He said.... "Hello". Well I was so happy to get someone on the fone who spoke english and explained everything to the man. I don't remember much aftur that.. Just know that when I wokened up the errors wuz gone, the craziest thing, ****... dalmatians, never liked those dogs much, more of a hot dog person myself! Hyugh hyugh!"
When approached about the world is full, 1017 error, the man went in to a seizure and was rushed to the hospital, nobody has heard anything from NA SE HQ since and it is suspected the dalmatians are back at it again... This is wombatjay26 with maintenance news... Stay tuned for more limit breaking news....
Edited, Aug 25th 2013 9:44pm by wombatjay26