To log on is the real test
To 1017 is my cause
My ping will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each server I don't understand
Why one won't let me inside
ARR, its you and me
Smashing zero's my destiny
ARR, oh, you're my best friend
Anything past log in I can't comprehend
ARR, a heart so true
SE's customer service will pull us through
You ***** me and I'll pay you
A-R-R, gotta log'em on
ARR!!!