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#1 Sep 05 2013 at 12:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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http://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/1lskw5/so_my_friend_asked_me_how_ffarr_was_this_is_what/
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#2 Sep 05 2013 at 12:31 PM Rating: Good
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Best description ever............could not be more accurate.
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#3 Sep 05 2013 at 12:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Now I want some Arby's beef 'n cheddar.
#4 Sep 05 2013 at 12:34 PM Rating: Good
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That was the best endorsement for Arby's I've ever read.
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#5 Sep 05 2013 at 12:35 PM Rating: Decent
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TwistedOwl wrote:
Now I want some Arby's beef 'n cheddar.

Nonono... Bionic handy first... then beef'n'cheddar!
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#6 Sep 05 2013 at 12:54 PM Rating: Good
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LOL that's fantastic!!

I love the bionic arm, nice touch!
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#7 Sep 05 2013 at 1:09 PM Rating: Good
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hahah thats amazing!
#8 Sep 05 2013 at 1:28 PM Rating: Good
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LOL. My favorites lines:

"Oh, I forgot to mention, that nub of an arm? It's been replaced by a bionic arm straight out of the god **** future. Even the robotic arm is ****."

"Sure, sometime the arm electrocutes your Ex and they pass out for a few hours to a day, but the doctor's assure you they will have that patched out within a month."

You have to read the thing to have that make sense, but it's absolutely brilliant!
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#9 Sep 05 2013 at 1:31 PM Rating: Good
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LOL. loved it.
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#10 Sep 05 2013 at 1:39 PM Rating: Good
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Good stuff about the doctors promising the patch within a month Smiley: lol
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#11 Sep 05 2013 at 1:41 PM Rating: Decent
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I totally thought about Swirling Vortexes after I read the part about the arm coming straight from the future.
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#12 Sep 05 2013 at 3:36 PM Rating: Good
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reseph wrote:
tl;dr: FFXIV:ARR is robotic handjobs.


This one had me giggling. I was wondering what the gender of the EX was, but the OP edited out any gendered pronouns. I think the above quote might have happened before the edit.
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#13 Sep 05 2013 at 4:28 PM Rating: Good
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The mention of the ex having worked out and having better posture sounds like the OP is a female and the ex is a male.
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#14 Sep 05 2013 at 5:01 PM Rating: Good
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"Sure, sometime the arm electrocutes your Ex and they pass out for a few hours to a day, but the doctor's assure you they will have that patched out within a month."

Too funny... Nice find...
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#15 Sep 05 2013 at 5:06 PM Rating: Good
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That was great Smiley: lol

It's pretty much spot on too.
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