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#1 Sep 10 2013 at 3:43 AM Rating: Good
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You have a dream that just before the Behemoth event pops, he calls you in to help set up for it. Refreshments, the works. True story. Granted, I've never even seen Behemoth in this game. Funny thing is, I haven't even been playing due to being deathly sick. Perhaps it's withdrawal symptoms?
#2 Sep 10 2013 at 5:36 AM Rating: Good
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You dream in a series of quest sequences, complete with NPCs with icons over their heads.
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#3 Sep 10 2013 at 5:53 AM Rating: Good
DragonBourne wrote:
, I haven't even been playing due to being deathly sick. Perhaps it's withdrawal symptoms?


Fever I assume, so more like your brain is tripp'en ballz. Fever dreams can be awesome.
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#4 Sep 10 2013 at 7:09 AM Rating: Good
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When every piece of boss battle music from any game is playing, that you're listening to, you start imagining being in an epic boss fight with your character.
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#5 Sep 10 2013 at 7:14 AM Rating: Good
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...you start trying to use FF XIV controls with every game you play afterwards, even Tetris.
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#6 Sep 10 2013 at 7:57 AM Rating: Decent
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Lol, I love where this thread is going, which was NOT my intention. Please continue... :D
#7 Sep 10 2013 at 8:04 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm leveling cnj and my wife is leveling arcanist, she said she had a dream that every time i cast stone 2 it would deflect her spells and she was getting frustrated, think i finally got her hooked.
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#8 Sep 10 2013 at 8:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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When you have the chocobo theme music in your head while walking your dog.

(on a side note, I was riding my Coeurl Mount the other day with the volume all the way down... and for some reason I starting singing the chocobo theme with Meow's... Maybe I'm nuts, but it made sense at the time and we got a good laugh out of it.)
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#9 Sep 10 2013 at 4:21 PM Rating: Decent
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When you drive through a cutting on the way to work, and you wonder which elemental shard you could mine out of the wall ...
#10 Sep 10 2013 at 4:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hairspray wrote:
(on a side note, I was riding my Coeurl Mount the other day with the volume all the way down... and for some reason I starting singing the chocobo theme with Meow's... Maybe I'm nuts, but it made sense at the time and we got a good laugh out of it.)


When you believe your coeurl mount is a real person.
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#12 Sep 10 2013 at 7:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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When you avoid your boss at work because you see a big exclamation point floating over his head and you know he wants to give you more stuff to do.
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#13 Sep 10 2013 at 7:16 PM Rating: Good
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-- When you leave a pet store disappointed you didn't level. Smiley: frown
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#14 Sep 11 2013 at 6:39 AM Rating: Good
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When the GF starts to get on your nerves, all you can think about is setting up a stun rotation to deal with it.
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#15 Sep 11 2013 at 8:10 AM Rating: Good
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Ryklin the Malevolent wrote:
Hairspray wrote:
(on a side note, I was riding my Coeurl Mount the other day with the volume all the way down... and for some reason I starting singing the chocobo theme with Meow's... Maybe I'm nuts, but it made sense at the time and we got a good laugh out of it.)


When you believe your coeurl mount is a real person.


Haha, that would be funny... Smiley: grin

In this case I was referring to my fiance who plays as "Crystal Light" and sits next to me on the couch playing our PS3's.

She laughs at all my stupid jokes, one of many reasons I am marrying her! Smiley: nod


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#16 Sep 11 2013 at 8:15 AM Rating: Decent
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Hairspray wrote:
Ryklin the Malevolent wrote:
Hairspray wrote:
(on a side note, I was riding my Coeurl Mount the other day with the volume all the way down... and for some reason I starting singing the chocobo theme with Meow's... Maybe I'm nuts, but it made sense at the time and we got a good laugh out of it.)


When you believe your coeurl mount is a real person.


Haha, that would be funny... Smiley: grin

In this case I was referring to my fiance who plays as "Crystal Light" and sits next to me on the couch playing our PS3's.

She laughs at all my stupid jokes, one of many reasons I am marrying her! Smiley: nod




Did you ever stop to think that maybe she's laughing at you and not your jokes? :P Just foolin'. In all seriousness though, the part where you said 'She laughs at all of my jokes' reminded me of You're In My Heart by Rod Stewart. :)
#17 Sep 11 2013 at 8:59 AM Rating: Default
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When you stare at your character on Lodestone at work admiring how much you put into it. @_@
#18 Sep 11 2013 at 9:13 AM Rating: Good
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When you roll into bed like a taru
#19 Sep 11 2013 at 9:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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...you use a screencap as your wallpaper and you keep clicking on the wallpaper as if you were playing the game, even if the game isn't currently running.

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...you use a screencap as your wallpaper and you keep wondering how the desktop icons are appearing in the game.

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...you use a screencap as your wallpaper in a multi-monitor setup while playing the game on one screen, and you keep getting your wallpaper and the game mixed up.

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..., like me, all three are true. Smiley: lol
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#20 Sep 11 2013 at 9:23 AM Rating: Good
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When you wake up, start writing macros for a piece of gear you got in your dreams.
#21 Sep 11 2013 at 10:09 AM Rating: Decent
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or when you're (waiting at the bus station, getting ready to go to bed, waking up in the morning) and you're watching other people play FFXIV on Twitch!!
#22 Sep 11 2013 at 10:12 AM Rating: Excellent
... you log onto FFXI and expect doors to open for you.

EDIT: I don't typically check the karma stuff, but I seriously got down-voted for that? Shame on you people Smiley: tongue

Edited, Sep 11th 2013 12:19pm by IKickYoDog
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#23 Sep 11 2013 at 10:14 AM Rating: Good
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Even out of game, you feel the need to reapply the Maim buff every 24 seconds. In not doing so, you feel your letting the team down.
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#24 Sep 11 2013 at 1:15 PM Rating: Good
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You're driving and looking at all the fall roadside flowers and trees turning color and you'r e thinking - Wow! What great graphics!

Also 2:30 a.m. dog walk and the shadowy night trees look just like Diseased Treants...
#25 Sep 11 2013 at 5:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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#26 Sep 11 2013 at 5:22 PM Rating: Decent
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When you go outside and hear the chocobo whistle
#27 Sep 11 2013 at 5:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sandinmygum the Stupendous wrote:
DragonBourne wrote:
, I haven't even been playing due to being deathly sick. Perhaps it's withdrawal symptoms?


Fever I assume, so more like your brain is tripp'en ballz. Fever dreams can be awesome.


Or ******* terrifying.

As a kid i had one that had me utterly convinced I had some malevolent presence after me. I woke up under my bed, where I assume I had crawled in the middle of the dream.
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#28 Sep 13 2013 at 7:28 PM Rating: Good
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You're trying to kick your co-worker from your "linkshell" because he really doesnt do s***!
#29 Sep 19 2013 at 5:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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Stepped on a spider the other day and saw a dime a few inches from him. First thing that came to mind was "loot drop"
#30 Sep 19 2013 at 6:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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I usually walk to work at night, and whenever someone has garden lights lit up, I always think "Destination", and then wonder what's going to spawn nearby...
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