Super Slow Delivery Service @_@Follow

My PC CE is shipping innnnncredibly slow. It was shipped on the 21st and according to my tracking number it's been sitting in NJ since the 23rd. I live in southern VA, so this is nowhere near me. I called USPS and they said that based on the shipping method that it's still on schedule (lolwut?)
So Early Access will be way over by the time I get this. I'm also very confused. I've never had a package arbitrarily held for days for no reason.
/annoyed