The Alchemist Guildleader, by far.
I'm paraphrasing here, but:
"Once you have tasted the wondrous fruit that is alchemical discovery, you will soon find yourself without need for such base desires as sleep or sustenance!"
"Your success here is unexpected, though not unpleasant! It would seem that my sporadic bouts of instruction have been fruitful!"
Everything he says is golden. He's got one foot inside the door of madness, but he decided instead to just hump the door jam.
Seredipity (GSM GM) is also great. Her and Gigi crack me up.
"THIS COPPER INGOT WOULDN'T BE FIT FOR USE IN A CHAMBER POT"
"Oh, ignore him, that's just Gigi. I think your ingot would make a WONDERFUL chamber pot! Wait, that didn't come out right...."
She's the idiot-savant of ARR.
The thing about me is that apparently it's very hard to tell when I'm drunk. So I feel like I'm walking sideways on a UFO and everyone else sees me doing the robot like a pro.
i have bathed in the blood of many. my life was spent well.
feral druids do it on all fours.
The One True Prophet of Tonkism.