When hailed, he speaks in all capital letters. This NPC is a tip of the hat to Billy Mays.
In fact, say that name to him.
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You say, 'Hail, William Maise'
William Maise says, 'HI, I'M WILLIAM MAISE AND THESE ARE THE FINEST PARCHMENTS YOU'LL EVER SEE! MY QUALITY IS UNMATCHED AND SO ARE MY PRICES! YOU'LL BE WONDERING HOW YOU EVER SURVIVED WRITING ON THE SCRATCHY TREEBARK YOU CALL VELLUM!'
You say, 'Billy Mays'
William Maise says, 'I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! WHAT I DO KNOW ABOUT IS FINE PARCHMENTS. YOU SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT THE FINE THINGS I'M OFFERING!'
You say, 'Andrea Vellowell'
William Maise says, 'AH THAT ANDREA, SHE'S A DOLL. SEND HER MY REGARDS!'
Bloodstone | 5gp 2sp 4cp | |
Book of Ancient Restoration | 2pp 9sp 9cp | |
Cat's Eye Agate | 2gp 9cp | |
Dagger | 2pp 9sp 9cp | |
Jasper | 7gp 8sp 7cp | |
On Languages | 1gp 4cp | |
Peridot | 10pp 4gp 9sp 9cp | |
Piece of Parchment | 1gp 4cp | |
Quill | 1gp 4cp | |
Staff | 4pp 5gp 1sp 4cp | |
Star Rose Quartz | 1pp 4sp 9cp | |
The End of an Age | 2pp 9sp 9cp | |
Throwing Knife | 1sp | |
Tiny Dagger | 1sp | |
Tome of Endless Enchantments | 10pp 4gp 9sp 9cp | |
Wrist Pouch | 1gp 4cp |