Kitty Got Tail  

This song was written as a submission for the Mizuta Autographed CD Drawing held in August 2008.

By Nightsintodream of Bismarck
Written to the tune of Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot

-Intro-
Oh, my, god. Prishe, look at her tail.
It is so long. She looks like,
one of those Hume guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those Hume guys?
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her tail, is just so long.
I can't believe it's just so kinky, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... furry!

I like sexy kitties and I can not lie
You other players can't deny
That when a mithra walks in with an itty bitty waist
And it's ears in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that tail is fluffed
Deep in the RSE she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your fiend-picture
My shellmates tried to warn me
But that tail you got makes me so horny
Ooh, kitty-o'-furry-skin
You say you wanna get on my bird?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them /dancin'
To hell with /romancin'
She's stripped, hip,
Got it goin' like a turbo airship
I'm tired of the tribune
Sayin' Tarus are the thing
Take the average Hume male and ask him that
Tail's gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the tail? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy tail!
Baby got back!

Baby got back!

I like 'em furry, and big
And when I'm expin' a party
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Elvaans
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want kitties real soft and juicy
So find that juicy pretty
Nights wanna get gritty
Beggin' for a piece of that kitty
So I'm lookin' at Fraps videos
Knock-kneeded Galkas walkin' like hoes
You can have them Galkas
I'll keep my mithras like Flo Jo
A word to the mithra player sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't hack or spam ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna party
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of GMs won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the cyber on
So, kitties! {Yeah!} Kitties! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my bird all pretty {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even Galka boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, WoW ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. Dark Elfs? Only if she's furry!

So your girlfriend rolls a Taru, singin' songs written by Moraru
But Moraru ain't got a tail on the ass of her Taru
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got a tail, hun
You can do exp or missions,
But please don't lose that tail.
Some players wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't worth gil
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So WoW'ers says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the Dark Elfs in the WoW magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a mithra, I can't resist her
Rolanberry pies didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his kittens are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the tail drops to the ground,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-Nightsintodream
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much tail) 4x

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