Nikao Kiffin  

You say, 'Hail, Nikao Kiffin'
Nikao Kiffin looks as though he has just gotten up from a long nap. One side of his fur looks particularly matted. 'Outsider, yokaw to Kiffin's kiwan! Skii na glim, Kiffin is so happy that Kiffin can talk to you. Kiffin wants to ask you a question. Kiffin has heard so many interesting stories about the Outside, but there is one that Kiffin thinks about all the time. Kiffin heard that on the Outside, there is a wonderful creature. A creature known as a 'polar bear.' Outsider, [does] this creature really exist?'
You say, 'It does.'
Nikao Kiffin says, 'Aakakaka. Kiffin is so pleased to hear that the story is true. Polar bears sound so cute, fluffy, and warm. Kiffin bets that they give very good hugs. Maybe now that our cave is open to the Outside, Kiffin will be able to have one as a friend. Thank you for your time, Outsider!'