Volume 11
Return of the Tawu Part II
"Venture to Arkd'diel"
*Bob, Joe and the tape recorder board Airship to bastok*
Bob: /isbored
Joe: How are you bored? We're about to go save the world.
Bob: And how exactly are we going to do that?
Joe: ..
Bob: Yes, by using that 'lil *******.
Kmartaru: Yes Boj! All urrrrrr fault!
Bob: You're not mithra.
Kmartarrrrrru: Mithwa-witha!
Bob: And his names Joe.
Joe: Goodbye Cruel World!
*Joe jumps off the airship!*
Kmartaru: BOJJJ!!!! NOOOEEEEEEOOEOEOEOOE!!!!!
Joe: hehe.
Bob: ROFL!
Kmartaru: I"M COMING TO SAVE YOUUUU!!!!!!! -taru
*Kmartaru jumps off the airship*
Joe: Holy ***, he really jumped.
Bob: ohh my ******** god..
Kmartaru: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddddddddd!
Bob: ....
Joe: ....
GMdev: DO NOT LET THE ONE DIE.
*Bob casts anti-gravity on Kmartaru*
Kmartaru: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUuu-
Kmartaru: ???
Bob: Unfortunatly I dont have a levitate spell. Thats the best we can do.
Joe: nod
Joe: MT
*Joe nods to Bob*
GMdev: Well what are you waiting for! Go get him!
GMdev: The longer you wait the farther he will be when you land!
Bob: omfg..
Joe: wtf..omfg..
........
Bob: >.<
*Bob jumps off the airship*
Bob: HADOKEN!!!
Joe: >.<
*Joe jumps off the airship*
Joe: COWABUNGA!!!
GMdev: WTF...
<Airshipdriver>: WTF...
*Bob and Joe land in South Gustaberg*
Bob: Oh, **** where is he..
Joe: Well lets do some simple math here. The airship takes 3 minutes to go from Jeuno to Bastok. The space between Jeuno and Bastok is approximatly 924732847812374 miles. The stupid fool jumped off about 25-30 seconds before we did. Meaning he is-
Kmartaru: WHERE ARE JOO!!!!
<randomplayer8> Use the Map NoOb!
Kmartaru: Map-wap?
Bob: There he is.
Joe: Jump'em!
*Joe jumps Kmartaru*
Kmartaru: AH!
Kmartaru: Rotten highland bandits from scottland! I shall destroy jOO!
*Kmartaru goes into kung-fu mode*
Kmartaru: RAWR!
*Kmartaru rawrs*
Kmartaru: Come forth evil beings! I shall vanquish you from this earth unto the very soils of hades realm! There shall Cerberus himself devour your sorry excuse for a warrior whole. Finally, he shall **** you out in a perfect circle shape.
And voila! You have succesfully synthesised "Warrior Pie +1"!
Bob: ...
Joe: ...
Bob: I think hes hallucinating.
Kmartaru: I will not be defeated by your 'ighland yoddelings! never!
*Joe slaps Kmartaru*
Kmartaru: ?!?! Ouchie-wouchie.
Bob: Lets go, we have yet to get to Arkchipanddaleland.
GMdev: Arkd'diel!
Joe: Sounds like flem to me.
Kmartaru: Go wheretaru?
Bob: Bastok.
Kmartaru: Okie-dokie! Follow new hero!
Bob: ...
Joe: ...
*Bob taru-tosses Kmartaru to the South Gate*
Bob: That solved that. Now lets go.
*Bob and Joe arrive at the South Gate*
Kmartaru: Bannanas for sale! Bannanas for sale! One of these in the bunch have been personally spat out by King Opo-Opo himself!
<randomnewbie0> eeewwww
King Opo-Opo: JOO DUN 'IKE MAH SP'T!!!
<randomnewbie0> Not really, no.
King Opo-Opo: I SHALL SHOW YOU THE WRATH OF THE MONKEY!!
*King Opo-Opo readies MUNKEE STANCE.*
Bob: Enemy Spotted!
Joe: GOGOGO!
Bob: Evacuate current position!
King Opo-Opo: OPO!!!!!!!!
*King Opo-Opo uses MUNKEE STANCE.*
Kmartaru: BANNANAS FOR SA-
*Bob grabs Kmartaru*
Bob: RUN DUDE RUN!!
*King Opo-Opo unleashes "MONKEY STEAL LOTUS"*
(those of you who are chinese know what i mean)
<randomnewbie0> HOLY ***!! MY [censored] !!! ****!!!
Bob: Jesus Christ.
Jesus: ?
Joe: Last time i saw that move I couldn't sleep for weeks.
*Bob shudders*
Kmartaru: What does he do?
Bob: Thats not for a child to know.
<goblinmugger> ja'mon dawgs!
Joe: Mug!
<goblinmugger> sup yo!
Bob: We're just coming here to find Arkflem.
GMdev: Arkd'diel!
<goblinmugger> Oh... 'tat snoops heaven dudes! Dopeland!
GMdev: He means Disneyland.
Bob: yeah..right.
Joe: So you know what to do with these Hourglasses we got?
<goblinmugger> Well what joo do is you hafta find joo'selves some goblin footprints.
Kmartaru: Hmmm.. goblin footprints.. where...hmmm
Bob: omfg..
Kmartaru: hmmm
<goblinmugger> 'tis ones a 'lil slow aint he?
Kmartaru: I FOUND ITT!!!!
*Kmartaru points at a watermelon on the ground*
Bob: ?
Kmartaru: Fud!
*Kmartaru readies Watermelon PWNAGE!!*
*Kmartaru sinks his teeth into the melon!*
Kmartaru: PWNED!!
Bob: Why is the melon pwned...
Kmartaru: tats obvioustaru.
Joe: >.<
Kmartaru: I bit him before it bit me.
<goblinmugger> anywayz... what you do is take out the hourglass.
*Bob takes out Perpetual Hourglass*
<goblinmugger> now you throw it on the ground.
Bob: Where your footprint is?
<goblinmugger> no, just on the ground, anywhere it doesnt matter.
Bob: ook..
*Bob chucks the wierd thing*
<goblinmugger> now you give me ur cash.
Joe: ...
<goblinmugger> alrite alrite, i was just kidding.
Kmartaru: I am a dutch taru!
<goblinmugger> anyway... now you just go in.
Bob: How?
<goblinmugger> how do you think Harry Potter went into that train?
Bob: He ran into a wall.
Bob: You sure about this?
Kmartaru: HERE I COME DISNEYLAND!!! RAWR!!
*Kmartaru runs into the wall*
................
Bob: ?
Kmartaru: Ouchi-wouchie.
<goblinmugger> I never told you to run into a wall. C'mon think! How did he do it!
Bob: Hell do I know!
<goblinmugger> fine fine. i'll do it for you.
*<goblinmugger> gives Bob, Joe and the taperecorder a pass*
Bob: What do we do with it?
<goblinmugger> You eat it.
Kmartaru: Fud?
<goblinmugger> When you swallow it, you will go unconcious and when you wake up you will be in flemland.
GMdev: Arkd'diel!!!!!
Bob: Here goes nothin'
Kmartaru: Fud!
Joe: This isnt what Potter did.
<goblinmugger> thats beyond the point! "Just do it!"
<nikebloodsuckingflesheathinglawyer> According to th-
*Joe uppercuts <nikebloodsuckingflesheathinglawyer>*
<goblinmugger> Well eat it already.
GMdev: DO ITTT!!!
Kmartaru: I'm really full tho, from melon-welon.
<goblinmugger> Oh man, you guys are such pussies. Theres another way.
*<goblinmugger> pushes Bob*
*<goblinmugger> pushes Joe*
*<goblinmugger> pushes Kmartaru*
*The three enter Arkd'diel*
Bob: Whoa...
Joe: Jesus...
Kmartaru: !!!!
Tim: Hmm?
Bob: WTF!!
*Bob pushes Tim*
*Tim exits scene*
Bob: anyways..
Joe: Whoa...
Edited, Tue Jun 29 07:42:05 2004 by Alacer