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Allakhazam is no fad, in fact he is the Alpha and the Omega.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Allakhazam has allowed to live.
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firewalker is a good today as it was the day it came out.
seriously
I mean it
really I do
seriously
I mean it
really I do
Outer Space exists because it is too afraid to live on the same planet as Allakhazam.
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Allakhazam does not play WoW. He simply pretends to, and all of the Alliance on all servers die.
Allakhazam has counted to infinity. Twice.
The whole Allakhazam craze is absolute proof that absurd humour can be the best there is.
The whole Allakhazam craze is absolute proof that absurd humour can be the best there is.
Vin Diesels shadow has a shadow, and its name is Keanu Reeves.
Oh, wait, Wrong thread.
Oh, wait, Wrong thread.
Allakhazam and Vin Diesel when donating blood refuse syringes and instead ask for a hand gun and a bucket.
One of my favorites.
One of my favorites.
I have to say this.
Because if you did not worship Allakhazam, then he would round-house kick your head so hard that it would fall off.
Actually, Allakhazam' Round-House is SO powerful that it literally kills you, brings you back to life, then makes your head esplode all in the fraction of a second.
Because if you did not worship Allakhazam, then he would round-house kick your head so hard that it would fall off.
Actually, Allakhazam' Round-House is SO powerful that it literally kills you, brings you back to life, then makes your head esplode all in the fraction of a second.
Before Instant messaging was invented Allakhazam used to tye messages to tiny kittens and drop kick them around the world.
Blizzard Design Team, when working out the logistics of the upcoming 70 Cap, work with models and scenarios of what the powers will be like...
They named the first LVL 70 Shaman model Chuck...
coincidence? I think not...
They named the first LVL 70 Shaman model Chuck...
coincidence? I think not...
When Allakhazam does push-ups, he is actually pushing the Earth down.
Who is this Allakhazam fellow you speak of?
munter:
ROFL~LMAO!
This struck me as really funny for some reason.... I hate spewing coke out my nose, lol.
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Before Instant messaging was invented Allakhazam used to tye messages to tiny kittens and drop kick them around the world.
ROFL~LMAO!
This struck me as really funny for some reason.... I hate spewing coke out my nose, lol.
Two posts with Chuck avatars in a row in a Allakhazam thread. It's a sign of the apocolypse.
edit: Three counting this one.
Edited, Wed Jan 11 22:11:30 2006 by BigThunder
edit: Three counting this one.
Edited, Wed Jan 11 22:11:30 2006 by BigThunder
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Upon hearing of the possible outbreak of Bird Flu, Allakhazam became outraged and announced he will kill off every species of bird. When asked about his statement, he replied, "This is Chuck's world, and Chuck determines when thousands die, not birds."
Here we go again... 
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Vin Diesel once challenged Allakhazam to a fight.
Mr. T won.
Mr. T won.
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Before Instant messaging was invented Allakhazam used to tye messages to tiny kittens and drop kick them around the world.
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ROFL~LMAO!
This struck me as really funny for some reason.... I hate spewing coke out my nose, lol.
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Before Instant messaging was invented Allakhazam used to tye messages to tiny kittens and drop kick them around the world.
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ROFL~LMAO!
This struck me as really funny for some reason.... I hate spewing coke out my nose, lol.
That's the best I've ever read... lol
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This was the only reason i even looked on these forums, as i am new to WoW i could not understand the Allakhazam thing. Thank your for this informative post, now i understand.
FYI I actually shook Allakhazam hand in 1988(? sometime around then i was a little kid and things are a bit foggy) at a martial arts tourney in Dallas. :P
FYI I actually shook Allakhazam hand in 1988(? sometime around then i was a little kid and things are a bit foggy) at a martial arts tourney in Dallas. :P
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This was the only reason i even looked on these forums, as i am new to WoW i could not understand the Allakhazam thing. Thank your for this informative post, now i understand.
You honestly didn't get it?
Wow, just wow.
Skagamadung wrote:
FYI I actually shook Allakhazam hand in 1988(? sometime around then i was a little kid and things are a bit foggy) at a martial arts tourney in Dallas. :P
Really? Hows life been with one arm?
The Honorable Tshirtninja wrote:
Skagamadung wrote:
FYI I actually shook Allakhazam hand in 1988(? sometime around then i was a little kid and things are a bit foggy) at a martial arts tourney in Dallas. :P
Really? Hows life been with one arm?
HAHA!!
Some posts just make this site worth coming to every day.
I first fell in love with Allakhazam, in 1991 when i was a extra on the now classic Allakhazam movie The Hitman. I was just 16 and Chuck glared at me with his penetrating eyes, i was no longer a virgin.
Allakhazam doesn't take showers, he runs until the sweat cleans him up.
No comment /em takes a tissue and wipes his tears, still grinning like a moron about other facts
No comment /em takes a tissue and wipes his tears, still grinning like a moron about other facts
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