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Also, baseball is now ruined.
Jophiel wrote:
I like the amount of hubris in thinking that NOW the end times are upon us.
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Black shin socks and shorts? He's certainly not very good at being gay. Also who the hell are the Sonoma Stompers?
What with Texas drowning, California becoming a desert, and those uppity gays being treated human, how can you deny the end is nigh?
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Metaphor. Revelation was almost certainly written as a coded message of hope to Jewish-Christians following the fall of Jerusalem and about the desired fall of the Roman Empire. It's written in symbolism that mean something if you grew up studying Judaism and sounds like freaky fantasy if you just take it literally. This doesn't mean that it wasn't inspired or that it can't hold spiritual relevance to today's readers but the notion that it's a playbook for the end of the world goes against Jesus' warning that his return will be sudden and unexpected. Playing the "So now we know that ISIS is the Horseman of War and AIDS is Pestilence and Social Security numbers are the Mark of the Beast..." game is essentially saying that you're smarter than Jesus.
Thanks.
Thanks.
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I'm liking the "They should have left it to the states, it was heading in that direction anyway" argument. It's the same argument I keep hearing about slavery.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Samira wrote:
Well, I haven't been crucified yet.
Slow down, Tori Amos. The day ain't over yet.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Starting to once again, see comments popping up about people being pissed off about legalizing SSM across the US and deciding they're moving to Canada. I wish I could see the look on their faces once they find out we already legalized it, or that we have universal healthcare. Would be good times had by all.
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lolgaxe wrote:
I'm liking the "They should have left it to the states, it was heading in that direction anyway" argument. It's the same argument I keep hearing about slavery.
Wouldn't that argument require you to count the states which had SSM legalized as a result of various circuit court rulings and that this SCotUS case was intended to reverse?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
You know who doesn't have SSM, universal health care and is characterized by a bunch of scrappy rebels who don't want Big Government telling them what to do? ISIS.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
*drools in anticipation of the delicious river of tears to come*
Did I say universal healthcare? I meant to say free healthcare to get Demea riled up. Opportunity lost 
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
Starting to once again, see comments popping up about people being pissed off about legalizing SSM across the US and deciding they're moving to Canada.
Edited, Jun 26th 2015 12:08pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
Joseph Farah of WND? Somolia sounds like the perfect place for them to go.
Farah wrote:
Will a U.S. Supreme Court decision declaring “same-sex marriage†a “right†warrant secession by some state willing and eager to reclaim America’s Judeo-Christian heritage and foundation?
You know it’s inevitable, right?
You know it’s inevitable, right?
The South Shall Rise Again!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Joseph Farah of WND? Somolia sounds like the perfect place for them to go.
Farah wrote:
Will a U.S. Supreme Court decision declaring “same-*** marriage†a “right†warrant secession by some state willing and eager to reclaim America’s Judeo-Christian heritage and foundation?
You know it’s inevitable, right?
You know it’s inevitable, right?
The South Shall Rise Again!
Yes, it will be a war protesting Gay Rights, and not about the fact that they lost their flag.
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Jophiel wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Joseph Farah of WND? Somolia sounds like the perfect place for them to go.
Farah wrote:
Will a U.S. Supreme Court decision declaring “same-*** marriage†a “right†warrant secession by some state willing and eager to reclaim America’s Judeo-Christian heritage and foundation?
You know it’s inevitable, right?
You know it’s inevitable, right?
The South Shall Rise Again!
Yes, it will be a war protesting *** Rights, and not about the fact that they lost their flag.
Reuse the flag, and they can get a 2 for 1 deal on that war.
lolgaxe wrote:
Thinking outside the box is fine, but the owner's manual is on the inside.
I think Scalia is advocating for affirmative action and hiring quotas:
Justice Scalia's dissent wrote:
Judges are selected precisely for their skill as lawyers;whether they reflect the policy views of a particular constituency is not (or should not be) relevant. Not surprisingly then, the Federal Judiciary is hardly a cross-section of America. Take, for example, this Court, which consistsof only nine men and women, all of them successful lawyers who studied at Harvard or Yale Law School. Four of the nine are natives of New York City. Eight of them grew up in east- and west-coast States. Only one hails from the vast expanse in-between. Not a single South-westerner or even, to tell the truth, a genuine Westerner (California does not count). Not a single evangelical Christian (a group that comprises about one quarter of Americans), or even a Protestant of any denomination.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Not a single South-westerner or even, to tell the truth, a genuine Westerner (California does not count).
Tony is a big fan of seemingly arbitrary 'that doesn't count' hand waves. It certainly makes his legal reasoning a lot more...well...even vaguely plausible.
Tony is a big fan of seemingly arbitrary 'that doesn't count' hand waves. It certainly makes his legal reasoning a lot more...well...even vaguely plausible.
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Jophiel wrote:
The South Shall Rise Again!
Hang on, we found their standard bearer...
Huckabee wrote:
I will not acquiesce to an imperial court any more than our Founders acquiesced to an imperial British monarch. We must resist and reject judicial tyranny, not retreat.
Do you hear the people sing? Singing the songs of angry men...
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Nice editing and proof-reading, Buzzfeed:
South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham said he will respect the Court’s decision, but said he was “ommitting myself to ensuring the protection of religious liberties of all Americans.â€
South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham said he will respect the Court’s decision, but said he was “ommitting myself to ensuring the protection of religious liberties of all Americans.â€
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I always wonder if the whole "reclaim the Judeo-Christian heritage and foundation" argument extends to killing off indigenous people, setting women who don't want to have sex with you on fire, and the abolishment of Christmas?
Edited, Jun 26th 2015 12:49pm by lolgaxe
Edited, Jun 26th 2015 12:49pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham
I believe his title is "Fabulous Confirmed Bachelor South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham "
I believe his title is "Fabulous Confirmed Bachelor South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham "
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Justice Scalia quotes the majority opinion and condescends offers his thoughts:
Scalia wrote:
“The nature of marriage is that, through its enduring bond, two persons together can find other freedoms, such as expression, intimacy, and spirituality.†(Really? Who ever thought that intimacy and spirituality [whatever that means] were freedoms? And if intimacy is, one would think Freedom of Intimacy is abridged rather than expanded by marriage. Ask the nearest hippie. Expression, sure enough, is a freedom, but anyone in a long-lasting marriage will attest that that happy state constricts, rather than expands, what one can prudently say.)
"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Oh, Scalia and Thomas have both lost their ****. Thomas compared the decision to slavery, a metaphor that is rapidly losing its punch coming from him.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Soooo.... all hell breaking loose where you are? Cause it's pretty quiet here.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Jophiel wrote:
Nice editing and proof-reading, Buzzfeed:
South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham said he will respect the Court’s decision, but said he was “ommitting myself to ensuring the protection of religious liberties of all Americans.â€
South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham said he will respect the Court’s decision, but said he was “ommitting myself to ensuring the protection of religious liberties of all Americans.â€
I wish he was committed.
Just as Planned.
I heard a commotion outside which I figured was rioters coming to enforce the gay marriage mandate or maybe Obama's secret gay marriage police checking for Bibles but turns out it was just a lawn mower.
I'd also say that we should totally form a protest and boycott of ZAM until it lifts the filter on "gay" but I doubt anyone would notice.
I'd also say that we should totally form a protest and boycott of ZAM until it lifts the filter on "gay" but I doubt anyone would notice.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
gbaji wrote:
Things gbaji thinks about SSM.
No one cares! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *dance dance* Hooray for 'merica!
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